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Season 8



Episode 1: Spider and the Fly 9-21-10

For months after Mexican drug cartel baroness Paloma Reynosa's failed attempt to kill Gibbs's dad, Jackson lingers under tight NCIS protection while McGee looks for her and retired agent Mike Franks in Canada, Ziva in Miami's Cuban community. In the West Virginian Blue Mountains, the home finds captain John McMahon and his passenger, Reynosa gang member Estaban Lopez, shot after their helicopter made an emergency landing. They were consolidating a new drug distribution line along the Atlantic. Alejandro turns up, officially for a Mexican cooperation offer, in fact planting a bug. After Mike turns up, the reunited team members all get death threats from Paloma. Gibbs sets a cruel trap.

Quote of the Show:
Sweet Paloma's got a hornet up her skirt. And her sights are set on revenge.


My Thoughts: Wow – what a season opener. This episode just had excitement galore! I loved the nasty baited trap at the end.



Episode 2: Worst Nightmare 9-28-10

A custom-made anesthetic gas released in a Quantico marine base high school and former arsenal's ventilation system made substitute English teacher Walter Carmichael's class faint, allowing the abduction of Navy brat pupil Rebecca Mason. During parents Navy officers Nick Jr. and Lisa's Persian Gulf tour, she stayed with doting and adored grandpa Nicolas Mason. He tricks the team so he can handle the ransom claimers himself, bloodily, apparently twice, but fails to get Becca. One of NCIS's internship kids helps Abby trace the gas to a pharmacy, which proves a cover for Nicholas's top-secret past.

Quote of the Show:
Building catches fire. Most people run away. Some people - run in.


My Thoughts: William Devane plays an awesome twisted agent, I loved the “end game”.



Episode 3: Short Fuse 10-5-10

Never-married Marine Sergeant Heather Dempsey, a bomb squad Afghanistan veteran, reports having shot an unidentified intruder at her base home. Elaborate forensics determine it's Glover Reese, a hired gun who removed his own fingerprints. He had a classified GI cellphone, which Fornell reveals traces to to FBI deputy director Gary Tolin, who seemed to be hiding an adulterous affair with Dempsey. She is nearly killed by a bomb aboard the USS Barry, moored on ceremonial duty. But an older family drama proves key to the case. Public Affairs Office Ron Sands tags along, as Tony is his choice as face of the new NCIS recruiting brochure.

Quote of the Show:
Hey. Check it out! Who's the face of NCIS? You're looking at it. Live with it, McEnvy. Get used to it.


My Thoughts: Wowser – gotta love the new brochure cover!! So handsome! Could have done without the “mystery” – it wasn’t that great.


Episode 4: Royals & Loyals 10-12-10

When the body of an American Petty Officer is connected to a British Navy vessel, murder turns into an international incident.

Quote of the Show:
I'm calling Sec Nav before the two of you get in a saber duel in the parking lot.


My thoughts: Daniel Gillies (who has to be one of the handsomest creatures ever to walk planet earth) as the British officer Malloy makes the episode.


Episode 5: Dead Air 10-19-10

While US Navy public affairs commander Walter Daniels was the guest in politics student Vincent Clark's small local radio station for a foreign policy debate with DJ Adam Gator, they and the engineer were suddenly shot by hunting gun just. He was to start his announced exposure of Military At Home, a group of listeners who want all security resources domestically deployed, a 'terrorist' excess of patriotism.

Quote of the Show:
Yeah, my father taught me.


My Thoughts: I get that people are crazy but this episode scares the piss out of me.



Episode 6: Cracked 10-26-10

Delving into the mind of a brilliant Naval Scientist, Abby becomes fixated on solving her murder, while DiNozzo's latest fling leads to an interesting Halloween

Quote of the Show:
I can see a kindred spirit in you. I mean, not that I can see your spirit, cause that would be weird. I guess not too weird because you're in here and you're... you know, you're - Um anyway, so what I'm trying to say is-is we communicate in the same way. I could tell the first time I saw all this. Everyone else saw chaos and I-I saw patterns right away. There were patterns in the chaos... So I... just wanted you to know that whatever it is... that you're trying to tell me, I promise you, I promise I'll understand.


My Thoughts: I’ve come to really love the Halloween episodes and this just kinda went ho-hum. Oh well. Brilliant mystery.



Episode 7: Broken Arrow 11-9-10

At Annapolis naval academy, retired Marine Commander Woodrow Iverson's corps is found in a dumpster by his puzzled friend Vice Admiral C. Clifford Chase, deputy director of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who claims to ignore why he was asked to meet 'Woody' there. Woody arrived from billionaire Jonathan Royce's Swiss home to a Washington trade conference on the same plane as Tony's slick dad, who is presumably ruined. The team needs Anthony Senior's help to investigate Royce's possible involvement with a 'broken arrow', a missing hydrogen bomb.

Quote of the Show:
Yeah... I'm beginning to feel like a suspect. I don't expect special treatment because I'm junior's father. And I accept that we will never be friends, Gibbs. But I don't like your tone.


My Thoughts: This episode rocked – I love Senior, he makes the show when he guest spots. The mystery was a little on the light side, but having Robert Wagner playing senior citizen Bond, made up for it.



Episode 8: Enemies Foreign 11-16-10

Gibbs team ensures security for the Mossad delegation, including the director, Ziva's father Eli, in person, to a conference Vance hosts, including all people known to be involved in the disastrous Amsterdam 'Trident' operation. They soon link apparently unrelated cases in Washington and the Caribean to a Palestinian splinter group planning a heavily-armed attack on the NCIS conference premises. Despite dealing with the Palestinians, security is grossly breached.

Quote of the Show:
Don't shoot! It's just some clothes and, like, DVDs. I'll return them. What's NCIS?


My Thoughts: I liked the fact that Eli appeared again, but I’m still having trouble with the whole leaving Ziva to die in the desert thing.



Episode 9: Enemies Domestic 11-23-10

The team scrambles for answers after a shocking ambush reveals a new twist to their current investigation.

Quote of the Show:
When your whole country could be wiped away anyday, you don't take tomorrow for granted.


My Thoughts: Wow, what a twist. I was totally not expecting the path that this story took



Episode 10: False Witness 12-14-10

The NCIS team investigates the disappearance of a Navy petty officer who is the sole witness in an upcoming murder trial.

Quote of the Show:
You are... Tony DiNozzo. The class clown. That is why we love you.


My Thoughts: I love the fact that the murderer is the one who convinced the kid to get on with his life. And the return of the class clown was well worth suffering the serious DiNozzo.



Episode 11: Ships in the Night 1-11-11

Coast Guard Investigator Abigail Borin Marine called old acquaintance Gibbs having been the last to see alive highly decorated first lieutenant Jeremy Nolan. He was expertly shot twice, from a smaller boat, during a family dinner celebrating his safe return from Afghanistan, aboard the Potomac boat where Borin had a lousy date with Steve Mehlman, with socialite sister Kimberly 'Kim' Nolan, sole heir to the late self-made millionaire Jack, who disinherited Jeremy for refusing to succeed him in Nolan Radar Systems, now run by CFO Tom Adam, and their uncle, corporate lawyer Wayne Grossman. Jeremy's Princeton non-friend Devin Lodge, a socialite millionaire who bothered Kim, had a brawl with him three days earlier. A second body is fished out of the Potomac, violent ex-con Kyle Dansby, dumped and carrying the bullet type used to kill Jeremy, shot himself with another caliber.

Quote of the Show:
Borin: Never make excuses. It's rule number one. You should write that down.
Timothy: I would. But rule number one's already been taken - twice


My Thoughts: This case was a rocking one – I enjoyed watching Borin & Gibbs interaction together.



Episode 12: Recruited 1-18-11

Navy Petty Officer First Class Simon Craig is pushed down a staircase and finished off by crushing his skull with a workman's boot in the Maryland high-school where he counseled five potential recruits. Simon started a gay affair a month earlier with English teacher Glenn Block, whose viciously jealous wife Penny recently found out. 'Recruit' Paul Simmons never mentioned their contacts to his dad, unemployed drunk Lance, who can't believe Paul would even consider military discipline, but ignores a crucial secret. Meanwhile Ducky's predecessor, Doctor Walter Magnus, visits barely announced, suffering from Alzheimer.

Quote of the Show:
It's amazing that you guys didn't have all these computers and stuff, and you solved cases. I mean really complicated ones. I mean I know coroners weren't doing Forensic autopsies back then. But it wasn't until 1975 that the FBI installed their first automated fingerprint reader. That sort of revolutionized what I do - what we do.


My Thoughts: Is it possible for an episode to be one of your favorite while at the same time least favorite episode? If so, then this show ranks for both of those. I loved the human interest/character interaction while I felt the crime was truly reprehensible.



Episode 13: Freedom 2-1-11

Active reserve US Marine sergeant Travis Wooten's corpse is found in his backyard by dog-walkers Kyle Severin and Lauren Donnelly. Blood traces suggest his wife, gunnery sergeant Georgia, a tough close combat instructor, and their son Jacob seem kidnapped. In fact she's found AWOL in Maryland but shows no mourning. Indeed, she knew Travis cheated on her with Jancey Gilroy, who ignored about his marriage, in fellow veteran Len Feeney's pool club. Both spouses have excessive wounds and bruises. While more saucy background is unearthed, taunter Tony solves McGee's desperate $10,000 identity theft problem.

Quote of the Show:
I'm a United States Marine, Agent Gibbs. Steady is how I'm built. Steady is what my son needs right now. Steady... is all I've got. You're a Marine. You should understand that.


My Thoughts: Wow – this show hit home. I was in an abusive relationship before and this hurts my heart.



Episode 14: A Man Walks Into A Bar 2-8-11

Submarine USS Colonial's North Korea observation mission is frozen when its XO, commander Vincent Reynolds, not far from retirement, is found in his state room, fatally shot with a Russian gun. While Dr. Rachel Cranston follows each in turn, digging in their fears and frustrations as hated, long overdue 'routine' psychological evaluation, the team passes from three foreign journalists on board to Vincent's own hidden problems, such as as affair with Navy Admiral Wayne Hargrove's wife Nancy.

Quote of the Show:
Director Vance, spending time with your agents has been... enlightening to say the least. In clinical terms, they're a disaster. But their selfless disfunction is ultimately why it works. It's clear to me that we all react to life's challenges in different ways...


My Thoughts: I love the fact that Caitlin Todd’s sister comes in to shrink the team, and so many interesting little tidbits come out. I loved it!!



Episode 15: Defiance 2-15-11

Belgravian defense minister Andor Gorgova survives a bomb attack in his Balkans capital, thanks to his US Marines bodyguard, who is killed. The State Department therefore hosts the signing of a controversial treaty and offers protection to his party, assigning to NCIS his headstrong daughter Adriana, who keeps her identity secret except for study friend Judd Stern and diplomacy professor Carl Fleming. She seems to flirt with McGee after he saves her PC, but is kidnapped on his watch, and was in on the stunt to help prevent the treaty being signed. But the demands are changed, for a macabre reason. Gibbs conducts his own informal investigation besides the FBI, which his sole jurisdiction.

Quote of the Show:
Okay, what am I missing here, huh? We talking about the same guy - Timothy McGee? The Icabod Crane who speaks in algorythms. And looks like he has some kind of permanently frumpy expression on his face.


My Thoughts: Oh poor Timmy – he keeps getting the psycho chicks.



Episode 16: Kill Screen 2-22-11

USMC corporal Zach Anderson's severed finger - and toe tips are found in a different place than his corpse, which was stretched to death on a rack. His stolen credit-card traces to his ex Maxine 'Max Destruction', who dumped him for infidelity, claims she just 'paid off' his debt to her and gets on great with McGee as a fellow gamer, unlike Zach. She's shot at in his presence with the gun of martial arts instructor Lisa Bock, one of many victims of his elaborate fake rich guy act, but she has a double alibi. NCIS has computer problems and gets a visit for security firm consultant Blake Martin. Max's and Zach's computer were infiltrated by specific spy-ware, which also planted encrypted data. Reed Snyder, the crucial game's programmer, is missing and had dealings with dodgy Moroccan arms dealer Agah Bayar. Snyder is found tortured to death similarly, but a day before Armstrong and for a surprisingly military reason.

Quote of the Show:
WHOA! That's not my purse!


My Thoughts: Whoa – this episode had some serious twists and turns – I loved the video game ending!!!



Episode 17: One Last Score 3-1-11

Recently let-off temporary NCIS research assistant Oliver Froman is found on a parking, expertly cut open with several upward knife thrusts. He was working on the case of Leona Phelps, a fraudster who stole fortunes she was supposed to invest for many people and is offered a probation deal. More crimes follow, involving her victims and/or accomplices. Tony has mixed feelings towards the new agent in charge of a team reposted in DC from Spain, which he would have been hadn't he refused to transfer.

Quote of the Show:
I shower 3 times a week... like Brad Pitt. Preserves my natural aroma.


My Thoughts: It’s a cloudy episode – I’m not exactly happy with the barter that occurred.



Episode 18:Out of the Frying Pan 3-22-11

A teenage boy is accused of murdering his father, a retired marine, and Gibbs questions Vance's decision that Gibbs should cross-examine the young man.

Quote of the Show:
Gibbs: You swung an axe at a scared kid, Director Vance. One person on a jury finds coercion in that, he will walk!
Leon: His confession trumps your gut! I'm calling the US Attorney.
Gibbs: This wasn't a favor. This was an execution! And he didn't do it!


My Thoughts: Now this is the type of show I love to watch – Gibbs is truly a rocking leader & I loved him taking up for the innocent.



Episode 19: Tell All 3-29-11

NCIS connects a message in blood left by a murdered Navy commander to a manuscript that may contain classified military information.

Quote of the Show:
Well, I don't know if a head slap coming down the aisle is the ideal Kodak moment.


My Thoughts: I’ve seen this type of show before and I wasn’t impressed with it.



Episode 20: Two Faced 4-5-11

To Gibbs' displeasure, Special Agent E.J. Barrett returns to lead the investigation of a seaman's death that may be connected to a series of port-related murders. Meanwhile, Ziva finally introduces her boyfriend, Ray, to the team.

Quote of the Show:
Starting without me, Special Agent Barret?


My Thoughts: Okay so I may not like the way that Gibbs handled the usurper but she had it coming & in all actuality he’s right. Pin the current murder and work from there.



Episode 21: Dead Reflection 4-12-11

A Navy lieutenant's murder is caught on tape by a Pentagon security camera.

Quote of the Show:
I know what you're thinking. That I've lost focus. That I've taken my eye off the ball.


My Thoughts: A little too out there for me.



Episode 22: Baltimore 5-3-11

After Tony's ex-partner, Danny Price, appears to be the Port-to-Port Killer's latest victim, he revisits his days as a detective in Baltimore, including his first encounter with Gibbs.

Quote of the Show:
Everybody. I just want you to know that I'm a little disappointed. PCP addicts are Friday nights. It's Saturday night - which is Hooker night. Where are the hookers?


My Thoughts: I liked the look into Tony’s past.



Episode 23: Swan Song 5-10-11

After new evidence reveals that the Port-to-Port killer has infiltrated the agency, the NCIS teams chase every lead in a race to track him down.

Quote of the Show:
Think that's typical of most... bottom feeding mud suckers. Out of curiosity, your eyeball, we're holding on to it for you by the way, how come it opens up restricted areas at NCIS?


My Thoughts: Oh man – I truly hate the fact that he was killed, but I loved the way this episode was structured! He will be missed a great deal.



Episode 24: Pyramid 5-17-11

The lives of NCIS members are in jeopardy when they come face-to-face with the infamous Port-to-Port killer.

Quote of the Show:
Too many years of lighting up finally caught up with me, probie. For 3 decades, I outran every bullet aimed at me. Can't out run this - not with these lungs. Only got a few months left to go. And I plan to live 'em.


My Thoughts: This is yet another one of those the show was interesting but I couldn’t get into it. I did “enjoy” the funeral and the closure that it brought. And come on – give Ziva a break!!!!

Season 4



Episode 1: Shalom 9-19-06

Ziva witnesses a bombing and an old ally. The FBI, wants her for the bombing. She can't turn to new team leader, DiNozzo, Director Shepherd or her father. So she calls on the one person who can help her in this situation, Gibbs, who just recently retired.

Quote of the Show:
Hey! My team now. My rules. DiNozzo's rule number one, I don't sit on the sidelines while one of my people are in trouble.


Episode 2: Escaped 9-26-06

A man convicted of murder escapes; he goes to one of the people responsible for putting him in prison, FBI agent Fornell. He asks Fornell to reopen the case, while Fornell's daughter Emily is nearby. Fornell asks Gibbs to help track him down, since Gibbs helped get him the first time. Gibbs puts his retirement on hold to catch him. His former team is now being led.

Quote of the Show:
Don't talk to me. I think he should shoot you... Except he's never been a killer.


Episode 3: Singled Out 10-3-06

Navy computer programmer lieutenant Anne Sullivan's bloody car is found; she was kidnapped. She was gathering profiles of men -not criminals, from an Internet speed-dating service. Forensics finds the abduction and car theft are separate crimes, or at least committed by other criminals. Yet there is a link to another crime. Meanwhile Tony is discretely offered his own team now Gibbs is back for good, but hesitates whether to 'desert'.

Quote of the Show:
Oh trust me, when DiNozzo thinks he's ready for his own team, you'll know about it. Hell, the whole world will know about it!


Episode 4: Faking It 10-10-06

Chief petty officer Jack Vale hits a police car and while dying writes NCIS in his blood. The cops accidentally arrested a man with ID as John T. Stevens, who is identified by fingerprints as ex-Spetnaz Russian terrorist Nikolai Puchenko. Vale's last call was to report Puchenko? Ducky finds the bullet missing, but no exit hole. Vale has a CIA undercover past to chase arms dealers. Gibbs gets NCIS Agent Mike Franks, who investigated that case. Home Security agent Roy Carver demands Puchenko as his undercover operative. Accomplice Arkady Kobach is feared.

Quote of the Show:
"Actually, yes sweetheart, your butt looks as big as Alabama. Didn't want to say anything, but you've got the 'bama butt going on."


Episode 5: Dead and Unburied 10-17-06

A marine's body is found inside a new home. The body had been buried, then dug up, and put in the home. His 2 fiancées have been receiving letters from him for the past few months. Did one of them get wise?

Quote of the Show:
Looks like sisal. It's a naturally stiff fiber woven from the leaf of the cactus plant. It doesn't matt, trap dust, build static, makes it ideal for carpeting. Personally, I prefer a good shag.


Episode 6: Witch Hunt 10-31-06

It's Halloween and the NCIS team is busy investigating a ransom case. A Marine's daughter has been kidnapped after the kidnapper attacked a Marine in his home. The investigation leads them to a fact that the couple has been separated. They decide to focus on the wife's ex-boyfriend, after learning that the woman is the one who destroyed their marriage. Meanwhile, McGee and Tony are stunned by Abby's Halloween costume.

Quote of the Show:
"The sky is blue, the grass is green, may we have our Halloween?" That was how we used to say "Trick or treat" in Scotland.”


Episode 7: Sandblast 11-7-06

While marine colonel Frederick Cooper tells his son Josh he's leaving the US on another 18 months tour at the Army-Navy golf club, he hits a fatal bomb. The only trace is an anonymous CIA tip, which McGee hacks trough Home Security. That leads to a warehouse, where another bomb awaits NCIS. The tip came from friendly Muslim shopkeeper Mamoun Sharif. Tony turns surrogate-dad to talk Josh out of giving up Princeton to join the military for revenge. Gibbs seems to enjoy collaborating with Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann.

Quote of the Show:
Josh: They killed my dad! What would you do?
Tony: I'd want justice. What you're looking for is revenge.
Josh: That's right. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Tony: See, that just leaves you with a bunch of toothless blind people.


Episode 8: Once A Hero 11-14-06

While Tony and Ziva guard the director at a security agencies DC summit, homeless marine vet sergeant Brian T. Wright nearly drops dead on top of her. The more likely target is the Defence Secretary. Congressman Frank Getz's aid testifies that he saw him jump. A recent Fujian (China)- immigrated peasant girl's murdered body is found in the hotel room Wright stood in front of. But did Wright kill her, and did he commit suicide? Fancy forensics -Abbey even sweet-talks her way to an expensive super-microscope- spirals to the truth about both deaths and another crime.

Quote of the Show:
No, but you're not a... Well, I mean, you're a woman. You're just not a... not a normal...


Episode 9: Twisted Sister 11-21-06

Mc'Gee's restless writing night turns nightmarish when his under-age sister Sara turns up, with bloody hands and a constantly changing story. She's drunk and never could hold her liquor, but is the part she murdered someone without remembering who or why also imagined, or a recollection from a 4 hours black-out? Alas, the fatally stabbed corpse which NCIS investigates on Waverly, her college campus, is that of USS Enterpise seaman Jeff Petty, who dumped Sara for a cheerleader a year earlier. Her cellphone on the corpse puts Gibbs on that trace, and betrays Tim's (dis)loyal silence. She flees, while clues pile up against her or an accident, then returns to the library and gives away Tim's murder novel-writing to the team. Tony has an uncharacteristic dating problem.

Quote of the Show:
No, but you're not a... Well, I mean, you're a woman. You're just not a... not a normal...


Episode 10: Smoked 11-28-06

Construction workers find a smoke-reserved body of a man in a Quantico USMC base high-school chimney. With great difficulty he's established to be the sole suspect in FBI Agent T.C. Fornell's serial killing case: 14 women, left toe cannibalized. He's identified as building inspector Charles Bright, reported missing 5 years ago by his wife, who maintains he wasn't bad at all. More bodies are found in his yard, same MO, and all resembling her.

Quote of the Show:
What was a toe doing in her husband's stomach?


Episode 11: Driven 12-12-06

When a highly classified robotic vehicle called "Otto" causes the death of a Navy Lieutenant, Gibbs and the team initially think the cause of death is suicide. But when Otto apparently malfunctions and puts Abby's life at risk, the team realizes that the vehicle had been sabotaged and the Lieutenant was murdered. Meanwhile, Ziva is concerned by Tony's secretive trips to the hospital.

Quote of the Show:
Tony: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: Uh... potential pregnancy?


Episode 12: Suspicion 1-16-07

When a high-level Marine intelligence officer is found murdered in a small motel room, the NCIS team must find the person who murdered her. After discovering that the person was dead for already three days, and that the town authorities already "investigated" the crime, Gibbs is determined to solve the case, which could be related to a terrorist cell, and not let the town authorities get in his way.

Quote of the Show:
Gibbs: Give me some good news, Abby.
Abby: I'm not pregnant.
Gibbs: Too much information.


Episode 13: Sharif Returns 1-23-07

Marine corps NBC preparedness liaison officer major John McGuire is found dead, locked up after a dose of BZ nerve gas. A camera traces the gas to terrorist Mamoun Sharif. Also on the case is the CIA, and to Gibbs's delight Army lieutenant colonel Hollis Mann while he gets charge. Ten kilos gas stolen from a lab which tests its effects legally, but with clever twists from both his accomplice and Sharif.

Quote of the Show:
But Gibbs, you know me better than anyone else. And when you're going to make a decision that's going to affect the rest of your life, you need the person around you that knows you best for guidance. Please!


Episode 14: Blowback 2-6-07

NCIS manages to kidnap Israeli arms smuggler Eli 'Goliath' Lissack, who saves his neck by betraying a big deal: the sale of top-secret Navy launch codes encryption system ARES. This proves to fit an operation only Tony was privy to, chasing the director's favorite pray, La Grenouille. However it becomes necessary to use the tech skills and- Ducky's British style to play the vending traitor.

Quote of the Show:
GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS!


Episode 15: Friends & Lovers 2-13-07

Petty officer Evan Davidson is found in an abandoned Georgetown home, dead for days after a heavy night drinking. What seemed alcohol OD is in fact oleander poisoning. In collaboration with two civilian Metro Police detectives, a series of clues leads to Scott Pell's exclusive and discrete night club, and a vagrant who stole Davidson's wallet. Deliberate clues only an expert could plant and strangely related other murders. Meanwhile Tony's date Jeanne Benoit must deal with her other relationship, which she's denying.

Quote of the Show:
I don't know where your SIG is, but I'm having trouble walking.


Episode 16: Dead Man Walking 2-20-07

Young Navy lieutenant Roy Sanders, who works on Mark Sadowski's team on International Atomic Energy Agency missions, asks NCIS to investigate 'his murder', having being radioactively poisoned. He keeps getting worse while the radiation source is hard to identify. Ziva works out she knows Roy from a common jogging trail, and falls for the hunky gentleman's charms. His colleagues are the only logical suspects.

Quote of the Show:
Can't die unless you see a lawyer.


Episode 17: Skeletons 2-27-07

Some maintenance workers open a crypt, and it explodes. They find some skeletons in what was supposed to be an empty unit. Ducky finds out there multiple skeleton parts, NCIS must track down a serial killer.
Quote of the Show:
No, Abby's un-Abby.


Episode 18: Iceman 3-20-07

Marine Corporal Liam Ryan O'Neill, communications specialist in a field hospital in Bagdad on leave, was found dead, frozen in a snow drift in a park. When Duckie prepares for his autopsy, he awakes, but goes on a ventilator in possibly terminal condition; he was held down violently by the head. Liam's car, jacket and wallet are found, not robbed; a restaurant ticket proves he made a private trip back to Bagdad, allegedly to visit a shot unit comrade; the pilot, Nick Taylor, noticed suspicious armed men awaited him at the airport. In hospital Liam is visited by Gibbs' acquaintance NIS Agent Mike Franks, who says to be Liam's father, but came too late to find out why Liam needed help, yet his prints are found in the car. There is also a trail to loan shark Jimmy Shaloub, who says he refused to lend Liam $25,000. Then someone kills Nick Taylor and three of his fright carrier Fast Flight's illegal passengers, all criminals..

Quote of the Show:
That's my point exacly. Tardiness is my middle name. In fact, it's expected of me. You, on the other hand, have become the poster girl for punctuality.


Episode 19: Grace Period 4-3-07

Cassidy's team gets a tip on a terrorist plot, when they investigate. The agents are killed by a suicide bomber. Cassidy teams with Gibbs' team to find out who set up her agents. Ducky and Abby find evidence that seems to contradict each other. Gibbs reveals a secret to his team that affects some of his agents.

Quote of the Show:
Say a prayer for your team, Cassidy. We'll do the heavy lifting.


Episode 20: Cover Story 4-10-07

While processing evidence from a crime scene, McGee is shocked when he discovers a link to his newest/unfinished novel. When the team finds 2 bodies, the race is on to find the killer and his link to McGee's work. McGee finally admits he based his characters off his co-workers.

Quote of the Show:
At the end of Deep Six, goth forensic specialist "Amy Sutton" broke up with her boyfriend because she was digging someone else. Who's the somebody else?


Episode 21: Brothers in Arms 4-24-07

When CSI director Jenny Shepard, such a bitch that everybody draws straws who has to go talk to her, personally meets with Trent Kort, a CIA informant on arms-dealer La Grenouille's activities, he is shot right there. Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell is assigned to liaison with Langley. Gibbs and his team still try hard to help her. Ducky finds Jenny irrationally obsessed with La Grenouille, and she shoots star-witness Elroy Webster. They follow a tip the only hit-man La Grenouille would have used is Andre Jones. Tony sweats more meeting his girl-friend Jeanne Benoit's divorced mother, Dr. Helen Berkley

Quote of the Show:
I know who you are, my daughter told me you'd be the one in the over-priced shoes.


Episode 22: In the Dark 5-1-07

Photographer Jackson Scott, who follows his other senses since he became blind, took a picture of a corpse everybody else passed by, Petty Officer Peter Lynn from military procurement, whose stomach content indicates the exact same last meal as the vomit left by the fatal stabber who probably only made it appear like a mobbing. Lynn was the object of a naval investigation for malversations. Lynn's colleague David Wong, whose car was at the restaurant where he last ate, is missing and gets found, hung by the neck: suicide or murder?

Quote of the Show:
I am gonna say something. You're making a mistake. You're gonna wake up in a week or a month and you're gonna realise that you threw away something good, and it's gonna be too late. You know, I realise that there are three billion men in the world and they don't all have to want me, but you should want me. The fact that you don't, it just makes me wonder why I ever wanted you in the first place.


Episode 23: Trojan Horse 5-8-07

While Director Shepherd enjoys being in Paris for an Interpol conference on fighting terrorism, Leroy Jethro Gibbs is designated as acting Director, but couldn't care less for the paperwork, so after only four days Gibbs rather spends his time heading the investigation into the death in a cab of a man on his way to NCIS. Ducky and Abby have a hard time finding the toxic death cause, but the victim is identified as Jemenite embassy gardener (a cover) Jamal Nahan from a list of seven names in his wallet, four of the others are already dead, just not Brown and Smith. The cab driver has a live secret to hide...

Quote of the Show:
I take it walking in my heels has presented a challenge.


Episode 24: Angel of Death 5-22-07

Director Shepard returns and finds evidence that someone from her past may still be alive. NCIS must undergo polygraph tests, ordered by Homeland Security. While Gibbs investigates who ordered the tests, Tony and Jeanne face a crisis together.

Quote of the Show:
If it's unethical I can't hear it.

Season 7



Episode 1: Truth or Consequences 9-22-09

In a fundamentalist camp in lawless Somalia, terrorist Saleem Ulman alias McGreedy uses hard-handed torture and truth serum on his sassy captives, Tony, Tim and Ziva. It started when Gibbs allowed Tony and Tim to select a successor for Ziva during the case of stabbed meth drug using murder victim, Sergeant Kevin Wingate. Alas Jethro vetoes their sexy first pick. All team members director actually concentrate on Mossad and terrorist activity, to find out what happened to Ziva, preventing her to contact them.

Quote of the Show:
Psychics, telepathy, or crystal balls?
My Thoughts:

Mark Harmon looks like an avenging angel in this episode in his sniper gear. YUMMY!!! And I loved the standing O ending.



Episode 2: Reunion 9-29-09

Staff sergeant Jeff Ross and civilian youth friends Alan Sandich and Eric Jurel were killed at a bachelor party. Alan's head was shaved posthumously. All three were drunk from spiked champagne. The bachelor party was fake, not the 'all the way' stripper. Ross had a cross-border affair in Korea. The team also examines the reunion boys' past, notably as high-school bullies, picking on present cop Howard Shelly, but he gets killed himself. Ziva is back in the US, hoping to be reinstated.

Quote of the Show:
Eli is all but dead to me. And the closest person I have to a father is accusing me.
My Thoughts:

Gotta love Abby’s “welcome home” rant at Ziva for awhile then ‘fireworks’ and a sign.



Episode 3: The Inside Man 10-6-09

Matt Burns is found fallen to his death from a bridge on a construction site, possibly an accident or not. His blog claims NCIS covered up the murder of US Navy lieutenant Rod Arnett as a car accident on a naval base, because he would expose insider trading from the Pentagon. The blog claimed many other cover-ups, some with serious consequences for his targets. The team finds no proof of an Arnett murder, but indications of a cover-up. SEC's only profit suspect, butcher Will Sutton, has no link with Arnett of the Navy. Metropolitan police detective Sportelli tries to sabotage their investigation. Meanwhile McGee stresses about his own 'routine' lie detector test.

Quote of the Show:
You know, I'd like to have a chat with the people who wrote these instructional manuals. But I don't believe we have a language in common.
My Thoughts:

Gotta love the reference to blogging (even if it was a negative reference) – hehe loving the twisted lie detector tech crushing on Tim, and the twist on Strangers on a Train is wonderful!



Episode 4: Good Cop Bad Cop 10-13-09

Marine staff sergeant Daniel Cryer's nearly consumed corps is fished up off the Tanzanian coast. He was a terrorism infiltrator, reported deserted -rogue according to Mossad- but last seen aboard the missing freighter Damocles. McGee and Abby work out the storm story is a fake, Ducky Daniel was shot. Now the wreck is found, with 18 executed crew corpses. Ziva is interrogated, ironically voluntarily as she wants to formally join NCIS and become an American. Her pa sends agent Mossad officer Malachi Ben-Gidon to prevent that.

Quote of the Show:
You never had a choice. He didn't give you a choice. He raised you to be a ruthless, souless killer.
My Thoughts:

There is such a wealth of back story in this episode, I love the intrinsic details that are in play here. And Ziva’s smile at the end of the episode is priceless.



Episode 5: Code of Conduct 10-20-09

USMC lance corporal Korby, a reputed prankster, is found in his car, staged as a suicide by nitrogen. Autopsy showed he was killed previously by paint thinner, administered while he served in Afghanistan. It turns out his pranks amused some, but caused a 'code red', serious abuse by his own unit. His wife had a lover among them. USMC lance corporal Korby, a reputed prankster, is found in his car, staged as a suicide by nitrogen. Autopsy showed he was killed previously by paint thinner, administered while he served in Afghanistan. It turns out his pranks amused some, but caused a 'code red', serious abuse by his own unit. His wife had a lover among them.

Quote of the Show:
That’s an eternity to a pretty little party girl like you.
My Thoughts:

This was a wonderful Halloween episode! I loved the murder – it was so twisted and decidedly Halloweenish!



Episode 6: Outlaws and In-Laws 11-3-09

Ducky suspects everything was staged, with forensic expertise, when retired NCIS agent Mike Franks's boat, still registered in donor Gibbs's name, hits a Navy ship, carrying the corpses of dishonorably discharged crooks Roy Keenan, US Army, and US Navy lieutenant Calvin Thomas Blanchard. They asked for Franks at his Mexican home, but no connections between them and Franks are known. The two met when in retired Colonel Merton Bell's PMC ('private military company'), the largest in Iraq. Franks turns up as well as his family's Iraqi matriarch.

Quote of the Show:
Vance: What are we going to hold her on, Mike? She hasn't comitted a crime?
Mike: Conspiracy to be a bitch?
My Thoughts:

Wahoo! My hottie Damon is back with a vengeance. He is so smoking hot. Ok now that I got that out of my system, I enjoyed the visit with Mike’s family.



Episode 7: Endgame 11-10-09

Jogging military jocks find the corps of civilian MD Elan Cirreux, expertly shot twice to cause and stop torturous, fatal bleeding. The director recognizes the trade mark MO of his 20 years Nemesis, lethal North Korean agent Lee Wuan Kai. It soon turns out she targets not (just?) his family, but also the Washinton representative of her own government, which she has turned on and vice versa.

Quote of the Show:
You chase somebody for almost 20 years, you start to think like them. In someways, I know Kai better than I know myself.
My Thoughts:

I’ve been enjoying these little trips to everyone’s past, but I didn’t really care for this episode. It could be because I do not really like Vance.



Episode 8: Power Down 11-17-09

A major power cut spreads over the Tri-state area. NCIS is only one of many facilities affected, so Gibbs's pre-computer methods prove useful again for once, Mcgee and Abby are near nervous break-down. The purpose was to allow a break-in in a 'servers farm' by a gang. But did it include a killed Navy entertainment lieutenant, or was she part of a robbery where nothing was stolen? The answer requires atypically slowly proceeding forensincs as well as a surprising third-party intervention.

Quote of the Show:
I’ll get some corpses.
My Thoughts:

This has got to be one of my favorite episodes; I love the fact that good old fashioned police work solves a very modern crime.



Episode 9: Child’s Play 11-24-09

Children playing in a corn field find the corps of marine lance corporal Losado, killed hours before. He has a laser-deleted PC street gang tattoo re-carved and misses a hand. He was a bodyguard at the Sattler institute's director Gregg Norvell's project with highly gifted kids. Angela Kelp (12) was his personal friend. Her room and art play a part in the theft of military secrets. The team freezes their Thanksgiving plans to investigate PC member Eddie Castillo, who resented Loasada's 'desertion', Sattler staff and family.

Quote of the Show:
People emote more sympathy when it's an accident. You're searching. Curious.
My Thoughts:

I love episodes that feature kids. The ones that show up on this show are either massively smart or snarky – Angela is both and it works. *Giggle* And I’m loving Tony’s mixed up movie references.



Episode 10: Faith 12-15-09

Kids illegally hacking a Christmas tree find USMC lieutenant Thom Ellis, frozen and skull smashed bizarrely, on a Muslim prayer mat. Although his father, retired marines colonel George Ellis, became a protestant reverend, Thom converted to Islam during the Iraq war. That caused serious tension in his unit and his family, which includes younger brother Pat and widow Tina, who had an adulterous affair. Someone arranged for Roughnecks to get violent. Meanwhile Ducky helps Gibbs find out why his dad really visits 'for Christmas', Tony and McGee have a hard time doing Santa assignments.

Quote of the Show:
I’m sorry Abby I could never eat you.
My Thoughts:

Jackson returns!! I love Gibbs’ dad – he is such a wonderful addition to the cast. But this episode really hurt my heart. I am not ashamed to say that I bawled at the interaction between Gibbs & Jackson about the Christmas decorations.



Episode 11: Ignition 1-5-10

Navy test pilot lieutenant commander Brad 'Hondo' Sayer is found half-burn by park rangers in the Virgianian Appalachians. He was flying a jet-pack in his spare time, but it exploded. The manufacturer, Victor Tillman, paid him well as the Navy refused the project, but ignored his ex and competitor Vanessa paid him to fly a prototype she got in the divorce as well. Given his expertise, McGee is made key investigator. Lawyer Margaret Allison Hart is his greatest obstacle. Autopsy by Palmer shows Brad was poisoned before.

Quote of the Show:
His jetpack exploded.
My Thoughts:

I love the arching story board that this episode continues! Don’t wanna give anything away. M.Allison rocks as the bitchy avenging lawyer.



Episode 12: Flesh and Blood 1-12-09

Walid Abbas, the embassy-assigned driver of Saudi prince Sayif Ibn Alwaan, who takes the USMC pilot course, is killed by a bomb in HH's car on the military airfield. Tony is assigned to guard the playboy prince in his suite while his more austere brother Abdalla Ibn Alwaan arrives, and next their father Omar. A bank accounts problem earns Tony a surprise visit from his dad, Anthony Senior, who also happens to know and approach prince Omar. Both families have to face unsavory facts.

Quote of the Show:
You may have to hire someone to protect him from me.
My Thoughts:

Wow!! Tony’s dad makes an appearance and boy does he make an impression.



Episode 13: Jet Lag 1-26-10

The cleaner finds USMC special operations sergeant Mark Parsons in his bath. DiNozzo, air marshal Mark Neeley and David accompany Nora Williams, who is flown home from Paris to testify in a federal trial against her boss, Navy maintenance contractor Beringer Marine's CEO Ray Beringer. Parsons's safe indicates he was a hit-man, with Nora as latest target. The killer strikes again, while McGee helps Gibbs trace motive and who hired the killer.

Quote of the Show:
Tony: Oh no, memory card's full. Means I have to delete some of my photos from Paris.
Ducky: If you have any of that pyramid outside the Louvre, delete them. That glass monstrosity is an offense to good taste.
My Thoughts:

I love this season – it’s adding some perpetual story lines which is normally missing in procedural crime dramas, I love the PollyAnna style belief that the witness had, and oh yeah excellent Chick Fight!!!



Episode 14: Masquerade 2-2-10

Marine Lance Corporal Roman Vega calls his kid brother Alfonso to run for his life while his car explodes during a chase on TV. It's radio-active, from transporting enough cobalt for a 'dirty bomb'. A secret agent links Roman to Peruvian terrorist organization Libertad Nueva. Autopsy concludes the corps is that of marine John Ross. Lawyer Margaret Allison Hart takes Alfonso's defense, just to cross Gibbs.

Quote of the Show:
This country holds itself to a higher standard. It is a nation of laws which are to be followed not only when it is convenient or easy. I have seen firsthand what happens when convenience wins out.
My Thoughts:

I’m conflicted on this episode – I like the play with M. Allison but I’m getting a little tired of her popping up whenever/where ever she likes. I think it’s hilarious that the only reason the bomb didn’t go off was because it was mixed wrong.



Episode 15: Jack Knife 2-9-10

Iraq veteran Marine Damon Werth asks Gibb's help after witnessing his mate being killed on a truck-ride for their dodgy employer, Aaron Szwed, suspected of smuggling and hits. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell allows the NCIS team to join in, in fact Gibbs take the lead, on his jurisdiction. Damon goes undercover on another ride, with Ziva as his partner. They find the cargo is legal, yet provides a surprising motive.

Quote of the Show:
I know my goldfish didn't eat a t-bone.
My Thoughts:

OMG – Damien is the absolutely hottest person on the face of the planet when he shows up in this series. I love the way he has that perfect bad boy image. Gotta say I love the 2 cowboys in the yellow muscle car. LOL.



Episode 16: Mother’s Day 3-2-10

Secrets arise when Gibbs' former mother-in-law surfaces as a witness in a murder investigation.

Quote of the Show:
Hmph. Law School 101. Truth's overrated.


My Thoughts: I was not as impressed with this episode. It had the potential to one of the most dramatic shows ever and it fell super flat. I couldn’t care for his mother-in-law at all. From the opening credits I knew she was guilty.



Episode 17: Double Identity 3-9-10

USMC lieutenant John Mayne is shot in his car in US park Rock Creek (DC) with his own gun. But according to wife Leah and his military record he went missing, presumed captured after breaking his leg, during a reconnaissance mission in Afghanistan six years earlier with former sergeant Matthew Gontz, now a cab driver, and then captain, present major, Gordon Holcomb. John lived a new life as day-trader Christian Wells, 'remarried a year earlier with unsuspecting Rachel. P.I. Pete Iger was hired to identify Wells from a marathon photo-finish- by Holcomb. The Afghan story proves dodgy.

Quote of the Show:
I'm surrounded by death, Jethro. I wanted to deal with the personal loss myself. Did you know she was almost a hundred, that she had an active full life? But this last year she had not been herself. It was her time. Natural progression of age.


My Thoughts: My heart broke knowing that Ducky was going through this all on his own. Even if you expect and even secretly wish that it would happen because your family member is already gone.



Episode 18: Jurisdiction 3-16-10

The team discovers striking similarities between themselves and their CGIS (Coast Guard Investigative Services) counterparts when a Navy diver seeking sunken treasure is found dead.

Quote of the Show:
Missy: Oh my God! I can't believe he's dead.
Timothy: What was your relationship to the deceased?
Missy: He's deceased, too?


My Thoughts: This show made me laugh, yes I know its about death but still, there were some very very classic funny lines in it.



Episode 19: Guilty Pleasure 4-6-10

In Norfolk, Emily's childless husband, USNavy lieutenant and PR manager Justin Moss, reporter of the US Navy Herald, is stabbed, fatally but still able to stagger down from the hills and be run over by a teenager clique's car. He had an interview meeting with prostitute Charlotte Cook, officially missing since 8 months. Justin met Cook repeatedly in a bar, each time withdrawing $1,000, without having sex. DiNozzo teams up with civilian homicide detective Philip McCadden, a fellow film buff, as their are three previous Norfolk murders with the same MO. Gibbs consults Cook's former DC madam, Holly Snow, and reinstates her so Tony can 'book' Cook trough her. The trap has surprising results.

Quote of the Show:
No, he's been stabbed. Call 911! Get off Facebook and DIAL!


My Thoughts: This was definitely a guilty pleasure – light weight and humor filled. I loved the part when Abby met Holly Snow – priceless.



Episode 20: Moonlighting 4-27-10

Navy Petty Officer Scott Roebuck is shot aboard a boat near his Maryland home from a driving Lincoln by two men, seen by simpleton mates Bill and Ted. In the anchor chain is found the drowned body of Stefano Delmar, a mob murderer turned FBI Agent T.C. Fornell's witness, about to enter witness protection, who was previously tortured. That happened before, so a leak is suspected. Most like is polygraph testing contractor Cooper Hawk's Security. There moonlights McGee's romantic stalker, NCIS's part-time Agent Susan Grady. She's the only CHS employee to survive a bomb and gas explosion in the firm HQ, except janitor Gus Templeton. Jimmy Palmer is proud and happy finally to be dating, despite practical inconveniences.

Quote of the Show:
Ziva: We have hit a Shamu.
Susan: Does she mean snafu?
Tony: Roll with it.


My Thoughts: Well it seems that no good deed goes unpunished in this brutal and unnecessary murder of a good Samaritan.



Episode 21: Obession 5-4-10

Orphaned lieutenant Jeffrey W. Hutton, from USNavy's intelligence center NIOC, died in his crashed car from an at first sight mysterious cause, nearly having reached university hospital. His sister, ZNN TV star reporter Dana, disappeared shortly after becoming executor in charge of selling (for charity) the used books shop of Charlie Bascom, who died in another car crash. Having the hots for Dana, DiNozzo wants the case, and gets it because he has an NIOC contact. Palmer delights Mallard by doing spontaneous overwork and finding the key to Jeff's death, an old KGB poisoned mini-bullet. Dana was working on a story about certain private military contracts, Jeffrey already filed a report advising the joint chiefs of staff against the practice. A secret identity discovery links everything.

Quote of the Show:
Friend killed accidentally. Healthy brother dies of unknown causes. She disappears. I think we're setting a record here for coincidences.


My Thoughts: This show just had twist after twist after twist & I loved it!



Episode 22: Borderland 5-11-10

Loner Afghanistan vet Marine corporal Ray Collins's corpse is found dumped in a junkyard car, both feet amputated, first knocked out and branded in the face. He was court-martialed and discharged for various crimes, affording a luxury motorcycles collection. He was apparently the latest victim of a serial killer of victims with motorcycle gang tattoos, collecting their salted feet. Abby is invited by Justice liaison Alejandro Rivera to address a Mexican forensic symposium in Benito Juarez, escorted by McGee. They meet the Reynosa cartel, trying to solve drug trader Pedro Hernandes's cold murder case. She's shocked to find a link to Gibbs's past. Tony vents dating website frustrations. The team works out that Collins probably murdered the others, plausibly explaining why he alone was alive when his feet were amputated, the others were Reynosa drug dealers, poisoned and the rest of their corpses acid-consumed.

Quote of the Show:
A mini pow? Ugh. This is another bad omen. Gibbs, this does not bode well for my future.


My Thoughts: Hell yeah!! This show rocked! I loved loved loved it! Abby was soooo cool under pressure and true to herself.



Episode 23: Patriot Down 5-18-10

Just before the Naval Academy's grand graduation, NCIS special agent Lara Macy's corpse is found in a campfire on Annapolis beach. The agent, officially on leave from Marseille, had her throat slit. She was apparently tailing petty officer 2nd Class Kaylen Burrows who, according to Macy's laptop, was an uncooperative rape victim. Suspect college boy Tyler, son of DC contractor Randall Hammond, was just roughed up by men in a US Navy van. The Hammonds claim Tyler saved Macy from Seamen George Capetanos and Karl Wachter. Gibbs knew Macy years ago and can no longer avoid his Mexican past catching up.

Quote of the Show:
I'm different. After torturing them til they cry like babies, I would castrate them. Give them what they deserve.


My Thoughts: This was one of those I loved to hate it episode.



Episode 23: Rule Fifty-One 5-25-10

Gibbs finds out in Mexico Jason Paul Dean wasn't killing Mike loyal to colonel Ellis, but to trap him and lands in drug cartel heiress Paloma Reynosa's captivity. He's liberated by federales under Abby's friend Alejandro Rivera's orders, only to discover that Mexican Justice official is Paloma's brother and cahoot. Gibbs refuses to obey commands under threat to kill more of his loved-ones. Yet is allowed to fly back on an at first sight hopeless rescue plane with Tony and Ziva, who is about to be sworn in as US citizen after passing the exam, to Tony's dismay.

Quote of the Show:
Paloma: I see you choose your words carefully, Agent Gibbs. That is good, Your life depends on them.
Gibbs: I don't usually drink scotch.


My Thoughts: I hate that the season ended with Gibbs & Tony not showing for Ziva’s most important moment, but I loved the flashback to Shannon and the rules.

“Nature of the Beast”



Wahoo - Season 9 Ladies & Gents - The show tonight had the entire summer told to us in flashbacks. I got a little confused at first & really wasn't sure if I liked it, but once I caught on to the story telling it cleared up quickly & I enjoyed it. And while I'd complain about somethings (not enough Abby) I'm not complaining too hard because it was a Tony-centric episode. And surprise Kate Todd’s psychiatrist sister, Rachel is back.

I loved the fact that the who was guilty was chased throughout the whole episode and I for one didn't figure it out until the end. I love it when I get stumped. It makes my night.

And add another rule to the list
36 If you feel like you're being played, you probably are.

Quotes from this episode would include
"Who doesn’t like hot girls who carry guns?”
“This mission blows.”
“It’s his Navy. It’s MY team.”

Welcome to the Season 3:



Episode 1: Kill Ari: Part 1 9-20-05

Wow – Kate’s dead (but still in this episode as a memory/ghost, NCIS Director Morrow steps down & Gibbs’ ex partner Jenny Shepard shows up, and Tony is following Ziva David around like a lost puppy. Then Ari continues trying to take out the femme portion of Gibbs team by shooting into Abby’s lab. What’s gonna happen next?
You were persistent, Abs. First with the black lipstick, then the black nail polish, next thing you know I have a tat on my bum. Oh God! Ducky's going to see it!


Episode 2: Kill Ari: Part 2 9-27-05

Ari abducts Ducky to throw Gibbs off his game while Tony & Ziva continue to play cat & mouse. And here comes the FBI.
I'm gonna lie to you. Mossad lies to the CIA, they lie to us, I lie to you. I don't know who you lie to, being the bottom of the armed-fed-food-chain... and not married.


Episode 3: Mind Games 10-4-05

The Navy Secretary orders Gibbs, at Virginia Governor Charles Norin's request, to talk to serial killer Kyle Boone. Kyle was arrested 15 years earlier and is days from his execution - he is offering to reveal the whereabouts of more of his tortured and mutilated victims after leading the police to his 'scrap book'. Gibbs is most unwilling to play along with the killer who has a devoted biographer, John Briggs, and lawyer Adam O'Neill. Then NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy is kidnapped. Still Gibbs hopes to settle the case through McGee's ingenious analysis of landmarks on the photos and Abby's identification efforts. Meanwhile "copy-cat" murders, similar to Kyle's M.O. have started happening.
You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside.


Episode 4: Silver War 10-11-05

The opening of a rubber-sealed iron Civil War grave chest surprisingly reveals the corps of modern marine staff sergeant Warren Sorrow, Marine security guards instructor in Quantico, with dog-tag and a cellphone in the box. He was shot with a period gun, but killed by burial alive. He seemed to be dialing, but actually text-messaged about a safety-box and a Manasses battle reenactment site. Ducky is visited by a vague acquaintance, Smithsonian forensic anthropologist Dr. Elaine Burns, who contributes archaeological expertise, but there is more in past and present.
How 'bout this? Slow down or I'll puke on you!


Episode 5: Switch 10-18-05

A murdered marine that’s alive & doing his job. Never open the package. This episode was one of those huh moments.
Good news and bad news, Gibbs. Good news is I'm still cute. Bad news, the bomb squad got a little trigger happy.


Episode 6: The Voyeur’s Web 10-25-05

While US Marine Carr is in Iraq, his wife Jamie Carr is murdered by a masked intruder: her throat slit during one of her performances on line, which McGee saw but assumed a bad snuff movie. She ran the porn site from her bedroom as 'Rain' with her partner Leanne Roberts. Leanne's husband, USMC sergeant Jake Roberts, is also in Iraq, and young, badly paid webmaster Carter Finch, who lives in his mother's basement. Abby is not amused to get neither a raise nor equipment, but an assistant, even though Charles Sterling proves quite nice and interested. Tony is apparently in love with Monica and spoils her rotten. Leanne is found in a car, her throat slit posthumously. Neighbor Bart Powell, a female soldier's husband, is attacked by sergeant Roberts as if he is the killer.
The boys down at tech call her "Energizer Abby". She needs an assistant.


Episode 7: Honor Code 11-1-05

Six year-old Zach Tanner calls NCIS after witnessing the kidnapping of his dad, brilliant computer expert US Navy lieutenant commander Alex Tanner. Jethro can barely prevent Zach from being kidnapped, quite possibly to use as leverage to make his dad cooperate. His father is the only key to a superior cryptography program stolen from the firm he was detailed to. this program could compromise national security, so all agencies claim jurisdiction. Zach keeps amusing and surprising the team, which explores various theories and suspects, including Tanner, his best mate, commander Harry Wilder, and the firm's executive Frank Connell.
Gibbs: Are you saying Zach is a mini-me?
Abby: Gibbs! I am so impressed with your pop culture reference!


Episode 8: Under Covers 11-8-05

DiNozzo and Ziva play a hot married couple of Canadian assassins Jean-Paul and Sophie Ranier known to have assumed Marines identities and checked into strategically situated hotel suite, presumably to make a hit at the Washington USMC 'birthday party' attended by military and political dignitaries, including the NCIS director. Ducky and Abby must try to supply them, via 'waiter' Proby, data how to do so. They are observed by another couple, but who and why? Jethro and Jenny worry about the assault plan itself and the rivalry for jurisdiction.
I want a divorce!


Episode 9: Frame Up 11-22-05

The team finds day old body parts scattered on Quantico grounds, well preserved and expertly severed. Fingerprints seem removed, but a partial one inside a surgical glove nearby, and the practically unique bite-marks, constitute an embarrassingly convincing case against Tony. Jethro de facto co-leads the external investigation, which is formally handed to his FBI mate, senior special agent T.C. Fornell, who takes Tony in custody without formal arrest. The daunting list of vindictive people once arrested by Tony includes the unjustly fired forensic expert George Stewart, who started a new life under the legal new name Petri.
Well I always break up with them, when I find out they're married, Ziva.


Episode 10: Probie 11-29-05

An NCIS detail guards a Navy brass under threat from 'CACA' civil rights activists against Guantanamo base prisoner abuse. Meanwhile Probie faces and kills a shooter. Fingerprints identify undercover Metro police detective John Benedict, but no proof is found that he did the shooting or was even armed. The only lead is his hard to identify SUV. The director promises full cooperation, Gibbs is determined to disprove the doubts, even within the team, that Probie misjudged and panicked. While each searches for failures in the other team, DiNozzo wonders why the sperm bank contacts him. Benedict's junior partner collaborates discretely, they were chasing Irish drug lord Halligan. Another wound and bullets are found.
If you ever hesitate because you second guessed yourself again, I'll take your badge! We clear?


Episode 11: Model Behavior 12-13-05

Taylor, one of the models taking part in a 'Bootcamp babes' reality show on a real Marines base, is found dead on the electrified fence. While the director worries only about media impact, Jethro's team finds she was addicted (again) to the drug PCP, and had both a close relative and a lover inside the camp, while model rivalries are ruthless. Her equally addicted boyfriend, is also found dead in a hotel room. Another, non-lethal OD suggests a last plot twist.
Two things I know. One, I like cream filling. And two, this was her last meal. I think we're looking at death by Klowny Kake.


Episode 12: Boxed In 1-10-06

Undercover for illegal arms trade in an East coast port, Tony and Ziva get shot at, hide in a crate and find themselves locked in. The team desperately tries to find them, which proves pretty hard, while Port Security Chief Matthew Lake doesn't cooperate fully. The contraband is not what was expected, there's a complex chain of counterfeit money and more dangerous arms.
Tony: I'm not getting a signal. How about you?
Ziva: No. I'm braless.
Tony: I noticed that earlier. But on your phone they're called "bars."


Episode 13: Deception 1-17-06

A young Zac Efron has a guest spot as a potential witness/suspect.

NCIS Sunday leaves are canceled when Lt. Cmdr. Wilkerson, who helped plan the route of a nuclear fuel rods transport train, goes missing just before the nuclear fuel leaves. Wilkerson's cellphone is traced, Wilkerson was locked in the car trunk after it was taken. The team finds out Wilkerson was an over-active volunteer in a private pedophile hunter group, so what was the motive?
Ops. Yeah. It's DiNozzo. Hey Mattie, I need to requisition two sets of genital cuffs, and I gotta requisition the Mark-5 Taser again. No you don't have to clean them, I'll wear rubber gloves. Thanks.


Episode 14: Light Sleeper 1-31-06

The team is happy to avoid a 'sensitivity training' seminar. Marine sergeant Malcolm Porter's wife, Sun, and her friend, Min Crane, another Korean base wife, are found shot. There are indications of regular domestic abuse. Porter, who was drunk behind the wheel with his gun, the murder-weapon on the seat, claims she never loved him and was unfaithful, but claims never to have hurt her, it was the other way around. It checks out: staff sergeant James Dawson was the adulterer; his wife Yoon, the 'third musketeer', disappears. NCIS believes Yoon was a 'honey trap', and sets chase, with a surprising outcome.
Come on, you're with me Elf Lord.


Episode 15: Head Case 2-7-06

While busting three sailors-car thieves, NCIS stumbles upon Navy captain Parker Wayne's severed head on ice in female attorney Sean Oliver's Mercedes. Wayne died from a heart attack in hospital months ago, his body was cremated. The funeral director now discovers his furnace operator, Martin Broussard, was into voodoo, and just went missing. The ashes aren't human. Tying these ends involves more secrets.
It looks like this guy did an episode of Trading Spaces with Satan.


Episode 16: Family Secret 2-28-06

A military ambulance carrying the charcoaled body of USMC lance corporal William Danforth Jr., a Marine who allegedly died trying in a car accident to avoid a deer, explodes. It's a cleverly staged non-accident, designed to let the medics survive, and cover up the body was not Danford's. Corporal Kenneth Merrill, his best friend since childhood, lies about a fight the previous evening, but dad Dandord is his alibi. Yet forensics come up with surprises.
Equatorial pygmies know how you feel about coincidences, Gibbs.


Episode 17: Ravenous 3-7-06

The corpse of US Navy petty officer Benjamin T. Riley is found in Shjenandoah National park, eaten by a black bear, but after a fatal knife wound. Park Rangers blame him for ignoring their warning, and banned local hunter Jason Edom who lured the now doomed animal. Riley was hiking with a unidentified girl, now missing - Jessica Fagan, the key to this mystery in a surprising way.
Here, McGee, take the, uh, film... dooey-whacker out of there and put it up there on the plasma.


Episode 18: Bait 3-14-06

Gibbs's team is called in when a troubled teenager takes his classmates hostage by wearing an explosives around his chest. While Gibbs is taken hostage, DiNozzo must lead the team to diffuse the situation. Things are further complicated when the teenager makes his demand, he wants to see his mother, who has been reported as deceased. But the teen says he has seen his mother recently. Gibbs soon realizes the teen is not acting entirely on his own, someone else is manipulating the situation. They must figure a way to save all the hostages, and the teenager.
Your son strapped a bomb to his chest, kidnapped his homeroom, and is demanding to see his dead mother. I'd say he's past his acting out stage, Major!


Episode 19: Iced 4-4-06

Two frolicking rascal brothers find a corps under the ice. It's USMAC first sergeant Ryan Downing, missing for months on leave from Iraq. The team finds three other Salvadorians with La Vida Mala gang tattoos in that pond, all killed with his Browning. Ryan was shot with two other guns. Two of the dead Latinos killed one of Ryan's unit men earlier. Gibbs leans on their Manassas branch chief and discovers a problem they can't solve legally.
My Army. Major Mass Spec. Captain Comparison Microscope.


Episode 20: Untouchable 4-18-06

While NCIS investigates a national security breach in the Pentagon, suspect lieutenant Hill from the US Navy Encryption is found dead. Her apparent suicide was staged, as Ducky, Plamer and Abby find out while his senile mother must be handled. Hill's presumed contact, Venezuelan embassy protocol officer Simon Rocca, enjoys diplomatic immunity. Yet Gibbs is determined to get him before he can fly back, and arrest the murderer.
Don't tell me your afraid of a little pussy... cat, Tony.


Episode 21: Bloodbath 4-25-06

A couple checking in a motel room finds bloody humans remains splattered all over it. Ducky finds it's not a corps but human tissue removed during surgical operations on at least four persons. This medical waste is traced to Abby's Gothic ex, crime scene cleaner Mikel Mawher, against whom she got a court order for stalking. The evidence proves most toxic. For Abby's safety, she's quartered in with NCIS men, yet the case literally sneaks in before taking surprising turns
Tony: Did you request this specific room when you called the lodge?
Lillian: No we asked for the one with the eviscerated squirrels, but this was all they had.
Albert: What the hell kind of question is that?
Gibbs: Our last one.


Episode 22: Jeopardy 5-2-06

The NCIS team must protect Ziva when a suspect dies while being in custody, and her tactic might be the reason why the person died. The things become much more dangerous when the suspect's brother kidnaps Jenny, and demands the release of his brother in exchange for Jenny, but he has no idea that his brother is dead.
Ziva, let me ask you something: where did you learn to do that? Years of training in some mountain desert retreat? Blind Master Po always one step ahead of you? When you take the pebble from my hand, it will be time... Whoa – do that again!


Episode 23: Hiatus: Part 1 5-9-06

Gibbs is injured in a bomb blast on a Turkish merchant ship, which puts him in a coma. He wakes, suffering from an unusual form of amnesia, where he thinks it's 1991, when he had been in a coma from another trauma, having no memory of the last fifteen years... including his team. The physical trauma to his brain does not explain his amnesia, so the team tries to uncover the possible psychological reason for his amnesia, while also trying to determine who, and why the bomb was aboard the merchant ship in the first place.
Tony, your dying words will be, "I've seen this film".


Episode 24: Hiatus: Part 1 5-16-06

Gibbs wakes up, but with extensive temporary amnesia the doc believes a psychological defense mechanism, covering the full 15 years since 1991. Tony steps up to stay in charge, Gibbs style. People slowly rekindle Jethro's memory, in different times. Forensics comes up with some surprises. Time is running out to handle a major bomb aboard a frigate.
Is everyone up there as STUPID as you!

Gibbs Rules


  1. Never let suspects stay together. (1x1 Yankee White)
    Never screw over your partner. (4x14 Blowback)
  2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (1x1 Yankee White)
  3. Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (1x1 Yankee White)
    Never be unreachable. (3x13 Deception)
  4. The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best. (4x11 Blowback)
  5. You don't waste good (8x22 Baltimore)
  6. Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness. (Finally giving a number in 7x12 Flesh & Blood)
  7. Always be specific when you lie. (1x23 Reveille)
  8. Never take anything for granted. (3x10 Probie)
  9. Never go anywhere without a knife. (1x13 One Shot, One Kill)
  10. Never get personally involved on a case. (7x21 Obsession)
  11. When the job is done, walk away. (6x24 Semper Fidelis)
  12. Never date a coworker. (1.15 Enigma)
  13. Never, ever involve a lawyer. (6x7 Collateral Damage)
  14. Bend the line, don't break it (11x4 Anonymous Was A Woman)
  15. Always work as a team. (5x05 Leap of Faith)
  16. If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it (8x24 Pyramid)
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  18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (3x4 Silver War)
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  20. Always look under. (12x17 The Artful Dodger)
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  22. Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (4x10 Smoked)
  23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (2x9 Forced Entry)
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  27. Two ways to follow: — First way they never notice you, — second way they only notice you. (7x15 Jack Knife)
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  35. Always watch the watchers (8x22 Baltimore)
  36. If it feels like you're being played, you probably are. (9x1 The Nature of the Beast)
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  38. Your case, your lead. (6x16 Bounce)
  39. There is no such thing as coincidence. (7x21 Obsession)
  40. If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (7x22 Borderland)
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  42. Don't ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. (9x16 Psych Out)
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  44. First things first. Hide the women and children. (7x23 Patriot Down)
  45. Clean up the mess that you make. (7x24 Rule Fifty-One)
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  51. Sometimes — You're Wrong! (7x24 Rule Fifty-One)
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  69. Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man. (9x7 Devil's Triangle)
























































































NCIS Season 2


Episode 1: See No Evil 9-28-04

Pentagon Navy Captain Mike Watson is told to fix a web-cam on his PC: his wife Julie and daughter Sandy are kidnapped and will be killed unless he transfers $2,000,000 from the special ops fund within two days. McGee and Abby work out how the kidnapper got to the computer using a Trojan virus program, and how to hack in their turn. Once Gibbs is enabled to communicate with Watson, he coaches him how to negotiate the liberation of the daughter as proof of good faith, and enough for DiNozzo to find traces to identify and physically chase the kidnapper. Yet tracing the money proves even more revealing
"No, no, no, no! No! No! Aahh! My baby just french-fried!" ~ Abby


Episode 2: The Good Wives Club 10-5-04

The body of a sailor is found in an underground chamber. She was dressed in a bridal gown, and chained. NCIS finds out there were other victims. Can they find the person responsible before the next one perishes?
"This is really sick. Stephen King would love it." ~ Tony


Episode 3: Vanished 10-12-04

When a helicopter and her crew go UA. The team finds the copter, but the crew is still missing. The team finds out there's a large number of "hunting accidents" in the area and hope to find the crew before something happens.
Tony: I think Gibbs enjoys this more than sex.
Kate: That would explain the three wives.


Episode 4: Lt. Jane Doe 10-19-04

When the body of a navy sailor is discovered, Ducky finds evidence to suggest a link to a 10 year old cold case.
Tony: Nothing says welcome to manhood as perfectly as a skillful lapdance.


Episode 5: The Bone Yard 10-26-04

Gibbs is furious at the flippant local reception at a crime scene on a Quantico USMC training ground, which also turns out to be the full dumping ground of a cruel serial killer. Since one body is identified as small-time mafioso Vic Gera, alias Guido Valentino, the team faces a mob investigation, and someone powerful is crossing them, even using a rarely powerful computer to upset their system, but it turns out to be no less then the FBI, notably Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell, who tells Gibbs in confidence Gera was his man, he's after mafia don Jimmy Napolitano for years, but now needs Gibbs's help to track a mole, while the bureau suspects Fornell himself so he's jailed. Another corpse is identified as Frankie Pilato, a missing witness against Napolitano. Fornell hangs himself in his cell. Gibbs offers Jimmy a multiple trap-deal.
Jimmy Napalitano: I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father, and then after the funerals I'll kill you.
Gibbs: No brothers. No uncles. My father passed away 16 years ago. But I do have 3 ex-wives whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you. Huh! He hung up!


Episode 6: Terminal Leave 11-16-04

NCIS must protect an officer about to retire ("Terminal Leave") who is targeted by terrorists for her actions in the Middle-East. But the real threat may be closer to home.
Abby: Machine making pretty pictures now.


Episode 7: Call of Silence 11-23-04

The NCIS team is forced to investigate an incident from one of the Marines' most famous battles after a WWII Medal of Honor recipient claims to have murdered his best friend.

This episode made my heart hurt.
Gibbs: Come on, Corporal. Let a Gunny buy you dinner.
Ernie Yost: You... you were never an officer?
Gibbs: Ah, hell no!
Ernie Yost: I knew there was something I liked about you.


Episode 8: Heart Break 11-30-04

After heart surgery, a person dies in an apparent case of Spontaneous Human Combustion. NCIS investigates and discovers the victims had a few people who might have had a motive to want him dead.
Tony: Oooh... no. I was thinking more dermatologist. Normal hours, big bucks, never an emergency. I mean, nobody ever died from a zit.


Episode 9: Forced Entry 12-7-04

A woman shoots a would-be-rapist in her home. The intruder says he was enacting her fantasy from an Internet site. NCIS gets to the bottom of the matter.
Abby: Jeremy Davison has no criminal record, Gibbs. He's a civilian, he has no ties to the military, his prints don't match any open casefiles. The boy doesn't even have a speeding ticket. I mean, we're talking cleaner than clean. Whiter than white. You could put him in the lineup with snow, snow is going to jail.


Episode 10: Chained 12-14-04

Tony is chained to a fugitive on an undercover mission, and NCIS struggles to keep track of him as the fugitive drags Tony cross-country.
Tony: You can't drown in a stream, Jeffery. You can get wet, you can get frickin' freezing, but you can't drown!


Episode 11: Black Water 1-11-05

The body of long missing sailor is recovered. His wealthy family offered a reward to find his murderer. A private investigator helps in the investigation to claim the reward.
Ducky: Do you suspect foul play?
Gibbs: Well, you know me, Ducky. I suspect everything.
Ducky: Yes, that's an admirable trait for an investigator. And also, I suspect, the reason your three marriages ended in divorce.


Episode 12: Doppelganer 1-18-05

NCIS works with civilian police - who bear an uncanny resemblance to the NCIS team.
Abby: What?!
Gibbs: Yikes, Abby. What did McGee do now?
Abby: Put his size 10 shoe in his size 12 mouth.


Episode 13: The Meat Puzzle 2-8-05

The mysterious "meat puzzles" left for NCIS are identified, leading to one of Ducky's old cases and a former convict who wants revenge.
Tony: Tony DiNozzo. Italian, gigolo, furniture mover.


Episode 14: Witness 2-15-05

A young woman witnesses someone being assaulted in the apartment across the street. But there's no evidence of foul play in the apartment. McGee starts the investigation to find out what she really saw.
Abby: I enjoy going to the dentist.
Kate: What could you possibly enjoy?
Abby: A little pain is a good thing, Kate.


Episode 15: Caught on Tape 2-22-05

The key to solving a murder out in the woods may rest inside a damaged video recorder.
Abby: Um... Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you to, uh... ease the burden of your own self-loathing?


Episode 16: Pop Life 3-1-05

A dance club bartender wakes up in bed with a dead female petty officer and claims this was not the woman he came home with, despite the fact that he was drunk at the time.
Tony: Suspect claims he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
Abby: That happens to girls, too. At night, some guy seems all dark and gnarly, and then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works at a bank.
McGee: I used to work at a bank.
Abby: Your tat is real and you don't disappoint me.


Episode 17: An Eye For An Eye 3-22-05

A sailor receives a package containing a pair of human eyes.
Tony: A dead transsexual sailor, his spook instructor and a pair of human eyes walk into a bar, what's the punchline Kate?
Kate: Whatever it is, it involves this girl and Paraguay.
Tony: That's true, but not very funny. Probie! Make me laugh!
McGee: Okay, the bartender doesn't believe it so he asks the spook instructor 'what the hell is going on?' And the guy says 'what, guy can't have a drink with his pupils?'


Episode 18: Bikini Wax 3-29-05

A woman is found murdered in the woman's bathroom. She was participating in a swimsuit contest. Was it the work of a jealous rival or something else?
Kate: Give him 5 seconds.
McGee: Until what?
Kate: Until he notices there's a ...
Tony: Bikini contest?!


Episode 19: Conspiracy Theory 4-12-05

A naval petty officer is recently released from a mental hospital. She starts to hear voices again, and gets checked back into the hospital. She is found hanging in her room a short while later. The FBI has interrogated her as part of an investigation, which caused her initial break down. NCIS continues the FBI investigation to find her killer.
Abby: Correct as always, my silver-haired fox - I mean, Gibbs, sir, boss.


Episode 20: Red Cell 4-26-05

A hacker interferes in the investigation of a mysterious campus group that may have led to the murder of a soldier.
Gibbs: You tell Abby I want her.
Abby: Oh Gibbs, I never knew!


Episode 21: Hometown Hero 5-3-05

NCIS races to prove a Sailor KIA in Iraq did not kill a girl in his hometown, in order for the Sailor to be posthumously decorated by the time of his funeral.
Tony: If you say Datsun Honeybee, I'm gonna come over there and smack you.


Episode 22: SWAK 5-3-05

A letter "Sealed With A Kiss" contaminates the NCIS office and personnel with a biological weapon.
Gibbs: Never had allergies. Never had a cold.
Kate: Never had a cold?
Gibbs: Nope! Never had the flu either.
Kate: Why do I believe that?
Tony: If you were a bug, would you attack Gibbs?


Episode 23: Twilight 5-24-05

Ari returns to the US in a plot with a DC terrorist cell, and in the process of stopping him the NCIS team loses one of their own.
Kate: Damn it Tony I should just take you home and just get you into bed...

Season 1


Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs is the leader of a team of special agents belonging to the NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service) Major Case Response Team. Gibbs, a former Marine, is a tough investigator and a highly skilled interrogator who relies on his gut instinct as much as evidence. Gibbs' second in command is Senior Field Agent Tony DiNozzo, a womanizing, movie-quoting former Baltimore Homicide Detective, who despite being the class clown always gets the job done. The team also consists of Officer Ziva David, a Mossad officer who is a skilled fighter, as well as Junior Field Agent Timothy McGee, a computer-savvy agent often mocked by DiNozzo. Assisting them are Abby Sciuto, the energetic-but-Goth lab tech who is like a daughter to Gibbs, and Dr. Donald Mallard, nicknamed Ducky, the eccentric medical examiner full of unusual stories. This team of elite agents, based in Washington.

Episode 1: Yankee White 9-23-03

A naval officer dies on board Air Force One of an apparent stroke after eating with the president. Secret Service, F.B.I. and N.C.I.S all want to take charge of the investigation to determine if it was murder or natural causes.
"No. Like some species of frogs, I grow what I need." ~Kate
Gibbs has a series of rules he lives by - in this episode we hear
  • Rule Number One: Never let suspects stay together.
  • Rule Number Two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
  • Rule Number Three: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
  • and the unnumbered rule Never say you're sorry.

Major changes/issues to the series story line
  • No one knows who NCIS is
  • FBI Parnell was called Tom in this episode - all the rest Tobias
  • Gibbs & Parnell act like they don't know each other at all - but it is later revealed that Parnell married Gibbs 2nd ex wife AFTER Gibbs told him not too
  • Tony is the movie buff & Gibbs seems a little slow on the movie quotes, but in this episdoe its all about Gibbs being the movie nut.


Episode 2: Hung Out To Dry 9-30-03

A marine dies during a training jump. His parachute was sabotaged. NCIS tries to determine who did it. When they run into a legal issue, they call on Lt Bud Roberts from J.A.G.
"Hate to pass up the opportunity to toss a couple NCIS agents out of a plane." ~ Capt Faul


Episode 3: Seadog 10-7-03

A sailor is killed in an apparent drug deal gone bad. NCIS investigates to clear the sailors name.
"He's not a vic! He's a victim! Where did you learn crime scene procedure? Watching Kojak reruns?" ~ Ducky


Episode 4: The Immortals 10-14-03

The NCIS team investigates world of online gaming after a reconstruction of a video game stunt gone bad, kills a sailor.
"When you're a computer geek invading dungeons and fighting ogres, "Jethro" doesn't cut it. Neither does "Tony"." ~ Tony


Episode 5: The Curse 10-28-03

The mummified remains of a sailor is found by a hunter. The sailor had been accused of stealing millions of dollars, but the money was never found. NCIS investigates to determine who really stole the money.
"Good news Commander it took 10 years but we located your luggage." ~ Kate


Episode 6: High Seas 11-4-03

After a sailor is found naked in a freezer, it is determined that he is suffering from long term drug use. But his recent drug test showed no signs of drugs. An agent who used to work for Gibbs calls on him for help to figure out if how he beat the drug screen.
"Tightness in my chest, the upset stomach, all the pleasantries that come with working with you." ~ Stan/Steve


Episode 7: Sub Rosa 11-18-03

When the body of a submariner is found in a vat of acid, Gibbs and Kate head below the waves in search of an impostor. Tony works with a young agent on land to investigate the sailor's history.
"I've heard stories about Special Agent Gibbs" ~ McGee


Episode 8: Minimum Security 11-25-03

A translator from Gitmo dies with emeralds in his stomach. NCIS investigates to find out which prisoner smuggled them in, and what he's after.
Gibbs: Why is it that women always wanna fix what doesn't need fixing?
Kate: It makes us feel all warm inside.
Gibbs: So does Scotch


Episode 9: Marine Down 12-16-03

A marine widow receives a phone call from her "dead" husband on the day of his funeral. NCIS investigates to determine if it was a crank call or if it was really him.
Tony: Gibbs'll get in. He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.
Kate: Because he probably killed them.
or

Kate: You're like an action figure, Tony.
Tony: Why, you want to play with me?
Kate: As in, you look good, but you can't really do much.


Episode 10: Left For Dead 01-06-04

A Jane Doe crawls out of a shallow grave in a park, with virtually total amnesia caused by a blow on the head and the emotional trauma of live burial, unlikely to recover fast or completely, yet tells the police, which calls the NCIS, about a bomb on an unspecified US Navy ship. She wasn't raped but gets memory flashes, first about a church. She pretends to recall her name and address to grant the permission to leave the hospital, and then is taken in by Caitlin 'Kate' Todd who keeps trying to trigger her memory about the bomb. A magnetic hotel key and the chemicals required for a serious explosive are found in the grave. Micro-laser numbering traces the key to the Jackson hotel in Washington, notably Mr. Walter Richter's year long-leased suite; it contains his corps, fitting Jane Doe's description of her attacker, but he is dead too long and worked for a German bomb detection equipment company...
"Jethro, I don't answer forensics questions I don't know the answers to. You know that." ~ Ducky


Episode 11: Eye Spy 1-13-04

A naval officer is killed on base on the beach. There are 2 witnesses to the crime, a sunbather, and a spy satellite that was watching the sunbather.
"Well let's just say that she's more appealing from a distance... a geosynchronous distance." ~ Tony


Episode 12: My Other Left Foot 2-3-04

The severed leg of a Marine is discovered. The investigation takes a turn, when they discover the victim had already "died" a few years ago.
Abby: I'm not implying anything. But you know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet, right?
Ducky: What?
Abby: They're clowns.


Episode 13: One Shot, One Kill 2-10-04

When a Marine Recruiter is killed by a sniper, NCIS starts to investigate. When another recruiter is killed in another area, the FBI tries to take over the investigation. It's a race to find the sniper before another recruiter is killed.
"Must be a Goth thing" ~ Tony

Rule 9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Episode 14: The Good Samaritan 2-17-04

The body of a naval dentist is found bound and gagged alongside the road to the base. NCIS investigates with the help of a local Sheriff. As more people are killed in the same manner, they start searching for a serial killer.
"You might want to check those tarot cards one more time." ~ Charlie


Episode 15: Enigma 2-24-04

Gibbs's former military C.O. is wanted by the F.B.I. Gibbs tries to find him first, and shuts out his team. But his agents stand by their boss.
Tony: Where the hell are you? Fornell's here with a warrant for your arrest!
Gibbs: Well, it's a good thing I'm not there, then.

Rule 12: Never date a coworker.

Episode 16: Bete Noire 3-2-04

A terrorist manages to infiltrate NCIS HQ. He takes Ducky, Gerald and Kate hostage. It's up to the rest of the team to find out what he's after.
"I never figured anyone who slept in a coffin could have a phobia. But, it's the kind of kinky thing Abby would get." ~ Gerald


Episode 17: The Truth Is Out There 3-16-04

A body falls out of the ceiling during a rave party. The victim was dressed after he was killed.
Tony: Stories are pretty consistent.
Gibbs: A little too consistent.
Tony: You think they're lying?
Gibbs: I think they're well-rehearsed.


Episode 18: UnSEALed 4-6-04

A seal convicted of murdering his wife escapes from prison. He claims to have discovered who really killed his wife, and wants revenge. To catch him, NCIS must reopen the case, to figure out who he's after.
Kate: You were a boy scout?
Tony: Cub.
Kate: What did they kick you out for?
Tony: Trying to score Brownie points.


Episode 19: Dead Man Talking 4-27-04

An NCIS agent is murdered while tracking down a lead on a cold case. Now the team continues the investigation to find his murderer.
Abby: Isn't she a little old for you?
Tony: She's like my age.
Abby: Exactly.


Episode 20: Missing 5-4-04

A marine disappears, a further investigation shows that other members of his former unit have been reported missing, then found after they were tortured/killed. Can they find the marine before he becomes the latest victim?
Major Sacco: Way to go, MacGyver, if that were real we'd be washing you off the streets of Baghdad right now. Never assume that timer is accurate. The bad guys watch movies, too.


Episode 21: Split Decision 5-11-04

A marine is killed with a rocket launcher. This leads to an investigation of Weapons trafficking. NCIS works with and ATF agent to get the Arms Dealers, and the Militia who was going to purchase them.
Tony: You're at Gibbs's desk, touching his computer! That's like touching... the Ark of the Covenant!


Episode 22: The Weak Link 5-18-04

A Seal is killed in an apparent accident while training for a highly classified mission. NCIS investigates is discovers that it wasn't an accident. NCIS must quickly determine who killed him, or the mission will have to be aborted.
Tony: I have - kind-of-a crazy idea!
Kate: Those are never comforting words, coming from you.


Episode 23: Reville 5-25-04

As Gibbs's obsession with the unknown terrorist hits its boiling point, the terrorist returns. Taking Kate hostage, he's on a mission to assassinate the President's of the U.S. and Israel. All is not as it seems though.
"War is not fair! And we are at war. Until I dismiss you, which could be any moment now, you will fight that war 24/7. That includes eating, sleeping, taking a crap. Got that?" ~ Gibbs