The Elevator Meme

Going UP! You must answer the questions in the order given. The reason will become clear on the last question.

1st Floor: When the door opens you are faced with a crowd of people staring at you wiggling and jiggling around trying to make room for you to fit inside with them. But you must have the elevator all to yourself to finish this meme - Make up a story that will make them all leave.

The first person to the end of the hall will win a million dollars a year for the duration of their lives.

2nd. Floor: Now that you are alone and laughing at your lying wicked ways, choose your elevator ambiance and music. What does your Party Elevator look like?

My elevator is made of glass so I can look out and see the world - admiring the beauty of the park next to the building. The floor is thickly carpeted in a deep rich blue & Kpop is playing in the background.

3rd Floor: You decide to push the CLOSE button repeatedly because you want more time inside to yourself and besides...it's fun and you're in charge of your Elevator Universe. Finally, you realize you must open the door. You are faced with a pregnant woman about to give birth and a very angry man pushing her wheelchair. Do you let them on or do you shut the door and leave them stranded once again?

I let the woman in but close the door on the angry man - I'm tired of angry men.

4th Floor: An obviously wealthy woman shares your space to the next floor. She is rude, condescending and reeks of expensive perfume. Her over-sized wide brimmed hat keeps smacking you in the face. As she steps out, a $100 bill accidentally falls from her purse. Do you keep it or do you return it?

I return it - karma is a bitch and you never know when she is watching you

5th Floor: Ding! Oh joy! In steps the last person who broke your heart or someone you seriously dislike. The elevator gets stuck for 30 minutes. It is going to be a very long ride. What do you say or do?

I would pretend that they do not exist - because in my world they do not. Look out onto the pretty park and ignore their existance.

6th Floor: No one gets on the elevator. You are alone again. You decide to make a prank phone call to one person. Why not? No one can see or hear you. Who do you call and what do you say?

BF - talk all sexy and see if he responds

7th Floor: Just before you arrive on the 7th floor you notice that there is a hidden camera on the elevator that has been videotaping your every word and deed since the 1st floor lie began. The door opens and there stands a police officer. Which one of the people in the previous questions do you stop and pick up on your way back down who would vouch for your good character? (You may not go back and change your answers to any of the questions. Whatever you did, you're stuck. So to speak.)

4th floor - rich lady/3rd floor - pregnant lady