Christmas Is Creepy - Fred Figglehorn

Uh huh!
Yo, it's Fred...

Ohhh
You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah
Kinda Strange

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house (uh-huh)
That would be creepy (creepy)

Santa creepin around and down my chimney at night
I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right
He knows if you been good
He knows if you been bad
It's kinda freaky
Does he have hidden cameras in my house like that?

Ohhh
Come think of it elves are really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy (creepy)

And it's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin doesn't seem right to me (no)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-cree-py

Ohhh
Kinda creepy
Yeahh
Kinda strange
Ohhh
Yo it's Fred
Yeahh
Somethin isn't right

Don't leave me coal (oh)
That's kinda strange
Sneekin round my house is really breaking and entering
Santa kissing mom
That's just wrong
Someone better tell me what's going on
It's kinda strange givin me sleigh bells in every Christmas song

Ohhh
Come to think of it elves are really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy (creepy)

And what's really weird (weird)
It's like a fake beard (darn)
Somethin doesn't seem right to me
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-cree-py

Rudolph,why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
(Fred) creepy ahhh
I can't take it
Did you hear that? (hahaha)
Ahhh
This just isn't right
Ahhhhh

Ahhh
If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy (creepy)

And what's really weird (weird)
It's like a fake beard (Is that dad?)
Somethin doesn't seem right to me (It just doesn't)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-cree-py

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (ho ho ho)
That would be creepy (creepy)
And what's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin doesn't seem right to me (It really doesn't)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-cree-py

That's what I'm talkin 'bout (giggle)