Draggle Rock

Mini Challenge: Junior drag superstar pageant. Drag up some boy dolls and send them down the runway in teams of two!

• Vaxeline Androxx Zoe ~ Detox & Roxxy ~ total wash out on the coloring white white doll & white dress, more fashionista than drag
• Tina Lou Deveraux ~ Jinkz & Jade ~ pretty in red sparkles upholding the femininity
• Watermelon Sunshine ~ Ivy & Vivienne ~ total cuteness in fairy time prettiness with a flipper
• Savanah Lee ~ Alyssa & Honey ~ she is evidently participating in a natural pageant cause she is wearing a cute outfit with a message "World peace for all" and Shade Alert #1 when everyone is clapping for Savanah Lee Coco tells Monica "Don't do that"
• Lil Pound Cake ~ Alaska & Linyesha ~ "You're not my real dad" realness, looking a bit like the Toddlers & Tiras mainstream stars in the glitz world well minus the birdie & the scrowl
• Patty Park Place ~ Coco & Monica ~ washed out again, but this time the outfit is a cutie patootie Shade Alert #2 Coco heads right to the "Unlike Savanah she has completed" Damn that is one shady bitch!

Well Lil Pound Cake wins the pageant so Alaska & Linyesha get to divide the teams up.

Main Challenge: Create your own children's TV show

• Team Alaska as Buffalo Bill’s Barnyard Buddies
• Alaska ~ Buffalo Bill (out of drag might I add)
• Detox ~ Clucky the Chicken ~ word of the day BOX! and HI-larious
• Roxxy ~ Tasha Salad - added a lisp & totally rocked the funny!
• Vivienne ~ Anita Bump ~ yawn!!! So totally over the fishy failure
• Alyssa ~ Uncle Dick the cross dressing uncle just kinda stands there
• Monica ~ OMG she couldn't even read her reading lines
• Team Linyesha as The Magic Bush
• Jinkz ~ The fairy hostess with the funniest bit
• Jade ~ ok, she was cute, but to be honest Jinkz kinda stepped on her
• Ivy ~ Banana split making in haute couture drag
• Linyesha ~ translating the banana split into spanish - lateral translation with out the funny and FYI cherry is cereza not fresa
• Honey ~ TeeTee - against Coco she was the shining star
• Coco ~ Tiny the puppet and she was wooden just not in the good way

Really, the drama between Coco & Alyssa is over FaceBook?!?!?! WTF!!!!

Runway Think Pink:

• Alaska ~ Carrie ala pink blood with a pink gun
• Monica Beverly Hillz ~ pretty dress but she needs to loose the flower collar
• Alyssa Edwards ~ such a stunning dress - total pink fashionista
• Vivienne Pinay ~ ok, I'm over her fishyness - this was a drab outfit
• Detox ~ fishnet dress and an ugly collar
• Roxxy Andrews ~ pink mullet dress, not loving this one
• Lineysha Sparx ~ could have been in a pageant
• Jinks Monsoon ~ Maria Aquanet stunning
• Coco Montrese ~ Lolita cutie! But cool it with the highlighter
• Ivy Winters ~ Vegas show girl
• Honey Mahogany ~ is that your sheet?
• Jade Jolie ~ fishy realness, but a bit barbieish for my taste
• Coco Montrese ~ Lolita cutie!

My Top 3 choices: Roxxy rocked it, Jinkz was the total package, Detox (for the Cluckie bit, but not so much the runway)
My Bottom 3 picks: Coco was a drag, Monica was a stuttering fool & Vivienne was flat

Challenge Winner: Detox (Wigs from New Attitude Wigs)

Bottom Two: Coco Montrese & Monica Beverly Hillz to "When I Grow Up"

Eliminated: Monica Beverly Hillz "Love all of u guys, And never be a victim -♡- Monica Beverly Hillz"

Lip Synch Extravaganza Eleganza

Mini-Challenge: Lip Synch out of RuPaul's mouth to Tranny Chaser, LadyBoy or Peanut Butter, with only their mouth visible. So much fun to watch. The ladyboys that received a sucker were Detox, Serena, & Ivy. And they are picking teams to lip synch to the spoken word.

Main Challenge: Lipping to the spoken word. The queens are reenacting some of the drama moments from the past season.

• Team Detox - Season 4
• The gold bar fight between Jiggly Caliente (Monica) & Lashauwn Beyond (Coco Montrese) this is not RuPaul's Best Friend Race!
• The stellar fight between Phi Phi (Alaska) & Sharon (Detox) about the cruise ship
• Team Serena - Season 3
• The snark comments from Raja (Serena ChaCha) & Delta Work (Jade Jolie)
• Oh yes! The I'm better than you cause you've got a sugar daddy three way fight between Shangela (Alyssa Edwards), Mimi Imfurst (Jinks Monsoon) & Mariah (Roxxxy Andrews)
• Team Ivy Winters - Season 2
• The fight between Morgan McMichaels (Ivy Winters) & Mystique Summers Madison (Honey Mahogany) - you know the "Bitch I am from Chicago!) one
• The spat between Tyra Sanchez (Lineysha Sparx) & Vivienne Pinay (Tatianna) - the one just after every one threw Tyra under the bus because she was an annoying skank whore

Runway Realness:

• Lineysha Sparx ~ So pretty in a pink & orange number
• Honey Mahogany ~ what's up with the caftan cover up?
• Ivy Winters ~ Butterfly Goddess on Stilt flowers! Can you say Ah-mazing!!!! She is simply stunning
• Vivienne Pinay ~ once again pretty fishy, but a bit drab in gold.
• Alyssa Edwards ~ Damn, she turned it out this week, such a polished look, but WTF was with that runway
• Serena ChaCha ~ The top half was a stunning vision of Carnival realness, the bottom half looked kinda like granny panties with leaves pinned on
• Jade Jolie ~ smoking hot as the Circus Ringleader but she should have cracked that whip
• Roxxy Andrews ~ A dress made out of bead fringe
• Jinks Monsoon ~ kinda freaky in a white "futuristic" dress
• Monica Beverly Hillz ~ not sure I'm enjoying the body bitch this year (However she did reveal where all the emotions are coming from, she is transgender & has been hiding it)
• Alaska ~ cute little dress but nothing special
• Coco Montrese ~ fetish wear
• Detox ~ Evil queen realness, she totally rocked it!

The ladyboys were judged in groups today, with Ivy's team taking top honours, but I am still voting on seperates!
My Top 3 choices: Coco Montrese run way was a bomb for me but OMG she is stellar on the lip, Alyssa rocked the runway & Shangela, Ivy's portrayal of Morgan was decent, but the run way blew me away!
My Bottom 3 picks: Serena (fail on runway & lip synch), Monica Beverly Hillz' run way was cute, but damn it Jiggly was a firecracker & you dumbed her way down, Lineysha's lip synch was such a drag & her run way sucks

Challenge Winner: Lineysha Sparx  (Custom latex garment from Syren Latex) WTF were you thinking RuPaul

Bottom Two: Serena & Monica to "Only Girl in the World"

Eliminated: Serena ChaCha "God bless America, Viva Panama, Keep bearing light QUEENS xoxo Serena Chacha"

 

RuPaullywood or Bust

I have been waiting and waiting for tonight & simply could not wait ANYLONGER!! Thank you Logo & RuPaul for giving my Monday nights interest again!!

• Detox ~ OMG I am loving the bubble bee realness, but we've got the name dropping ala Willam already
• Roxxy Andrews ~ pageant queen realness in a BB real body! She is simply stunning and totally a cutie boy
• Jade Jolie ~ fishy little queen, but extremely annoying laugh
• Serena Chacha ~ Holy crap, annoyance in one small package!
• Alyssa Edwards ~ Ego-centric has been
• Jinkx Monsoon ~ narcoleptic drag realness ala Campy style, I except good things from her unless she is eliminated ASAP
• Penny Tration ~ online vote winner, I don't think the web has good taste. And really, that name!
• Vivienne Pinay ~ holy crap, there is abso no way you could mistake her for a boy. TFP!
• Alaska Thunderfuck ~ Sharon's boy/girl friend and a true camp queen. I'm looking forward to good things from her.
• Honey Mahogany ~ I forgot all about her the minute she walked in
• Ivy Winters ~ OMG, so amazingly pretty & funny and panty dropping hot as a boy!!!!
• Monica Beverly Hillz ~ self proclaimed street smart fishy fish.
• Lineysha Sparx ~ such a fishy Puerto Rican stunner
• Coco Montrese ~ the only thing I can say is I want her eyes!!

Instant drama - cue the evil queen music! Alyssa & Coco have had issues in the past. For those of you who don't know, Alyssa was crowned in a pageant a couple of years ago & when she wasn't able to fullfill her duties, she was bumped & her "friend" Coco was crowned in her place.

Mini-Challenge: Photographer Mike Ruiz shoots the contestants for an underwater photoshoot where the girls try to stay underwater and keep their composure. OMG, Jade totally missed the big fish tank in the back ground I think she missed her true calling (a blonde), Serena didn't tuck (big big no no), Alyssa took a tumble, and Alaska gave up. The winner is Detox!

Main Challenge: Beverly Hills dumpster diving to make a dress that brings out Hollywood realness and glamour on the runway! So the race is on to see who can get the most crap from the dumpster.

• Roxxy Andrews ~ Holy crap, this is absolute glamour! She is totally rocking the look in dark glam.
• Jinks Monsoon ~ Stunning in a beautiful jade dress with still a bit of camp
• Detox ~ kind of disappointed with the dress, but she is stunning any hows "She's detoxing from crack"
• Ivy Winters ~ Ah-mazing! She is a total stunner in red!
• Honey Mahogany ~ once again forgettable
• Jade Jolie ~ WTF were you thinking! Red sequin disaster!
• Alyssa Edwards ~ Not so sure about the dress, it was dramatic, but really a mix of too many things
• Penny Tration ~ the only thought I had when she walked the runway was purple people eater
• Coco Montrese ~ I'm totally gagging for the wrong reasons, her dress was a hot mess
• Vivienne Pinay ~ fishy realness again, but not
• Alaska ~ wiggling down the run way in a plastic trash bag couture!
• Lineysha Sparx ~ truly amazing dress out of wall paper
• Monica Bevery Hillz ~ not seeing glamour out of her outfit
• Serena ChaCha ~ totally missed the mark in lederhosen realness

My Top 3 choices: Roxxy, Ivy, & Alaska
My Bottom 3 picks: Penny, Coco, & Serena

Challenge Winner: Roxxxy Andrews (Custom Marco Marco gown)

Bottom Two: Serena ChaCha and Penny Tration to "Party in the USA" OMG worst lip synch EVER!!! Penny kept turning around cause she didn't know the words & Serena looked like a puppet.

Eliminated: Penny Tration "You ARE ALL STARS smooches PT"

Untucked:

First let me say, I love the mixed mashed opening - it was a total teaser.

Serena is evidently cruising all the girls being a panty sniffing freak, Roxxy is a beautiful queen inside & out, Monica has overcome drugs & suffers from extreme low self esteem, Coco & Alyssa just wanna keep the drama rolling.