Conjoined Queens

Mini Challenge: Tuckahoe Prison Fashion Show - I'm just gonna stick with OMG this challenge SUCKED.

HOLY FUCKING TITTIES BITCH! All the eliminated queens just walked back in through the doors. Seems they are pairing up with the still remaining queens for a Conjoined Queens challenge! Kennedy won the challenge, so she got to assign the pairs and Ohhhhh My there was some shade going on (even if she did try to explain away her thought process in untucked)

Main Challenge/Runway: Conjoined Queens

• Ginger Minj (Sasha Belle) - joined at the boobs - brilliant concept, extremely shoddy construction & payout - Ginger basically gave up
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce (Tempest DuJour) - connected at Tempest penis - ugh, not even half fun
• Katya (Mrs Kasha Davis) - via vagina - OMG! Totally in LOVE with this pair.
• Kennedy Davenport (Jasmine Masters) - hipsters - beauty queens gone WRONG
• Miss Fame (Kandy Ho) - hipsters - plastic surgery gone wrong
• Pearl (Trixie Mattel) - hipsters - pretty/ugly beauty queens - this was truly an amazing concept 
• Violet Chachki (Max) - side ways darlings - holy fucking shit, Max was stunningly beautiful and the costume/idea rocked 

Challenge Winner: Pearl (so that means Trixie is coming back) (Ru nailed it)
Bottom Two: Ginger Minj (with Sasha Belle) vs Jaidynn Diore Fierce (with Tempest DuJour)
Lip Synch for your LIFE!: I think we're alone now by Tiffany
Eliminated: Jaidynn

Snatch Game

No mini challenge this week cause SNATCH GAME!!!!

Main Challenge: Snatch Game

• Ginger Minj as Adelle - Amazeballs!!! Totally looked the part, and the acting was pure perfection.
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce as Raven Seymone - I'm so sorry but I had a vision of you going home. The look was there, but nothing else
• Katya as Suzie Orman - More More MORE! Katya sounded like & looked completely like Suzie, but she should have done more!
• Kennedy Davenport as Little Richard -  ok, see, I totally thought male drag when Kennedy announced her choice but OMG she rocked the house down!
• Max as Sharon Needles - looks amazing, but the personality SUCKED
• Miss Fame as Donatella Versace - UGH!!!!!! Totally sucked ass!!
• Pearl as Big Ang - I don't know who Big Ang is, but this character was a FUCKING RIOT.
• Violet Chachki as Alyssa Edwards - Ok, I may not like Violet, but she rocked the house as Alyssa, managed to plug Beyond Belief

Runway : Leather & Lace

• Ginger Minj - soooo chic in white leather
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - lady bright, you are a beautiful woman, but DAMN look at your outfits before walking
• Katya - OMG so freaking sexy hot 
• Kennedy Davenport - holy cow, amazing - simply amazing
• Max - not nearly as amazing as the other outfits
• Miss Fame - loving the makeup, the outfit not so much
• Pearl - classically beautifully done
• Violet Chachki - well that answers the questions, she's a switch, and OMG amazing on the runway

Challenge Winner: Ginger Minj & Kennedy Davenport
Bottom Two: Jaidynn Diore Fierce & Max
Lip Synch for your LIFE!: No More Lies by Michel'le
Eliminated: Max

Ru Hollywood Stories

Mini-Challenge: Who can score the most the pit crew :) before hitting a monster in their pants. Ginger Minj won (being the abso only queen to score). So the queens were split up into 3 groups per Ginger's instructions.

I'm going on record as saying that the DAGGERS Michelle & Merle kept sending each other was the best thing EVER!!!! I don't know what the background was, but OMG it was hilarious!

Main Challenge: What the hell ever happened to Merle Ginsberg?

Team Michelle - Kandy, Violet, & Max - OMG, Kandy did you really paint a freaking beard on our darling Ru? Violet was a ho-hum Michelle, but Max was a whacked out version of Merle

**Winning Team** Team Merle - Ginger, Katya, & Kennedy - Kennedy was flat while playing RuPaul (the biggest star of them all), Katya played Merle to a T and Ginger stole the show with her take on Michelle

Team RuPaul - Jaidynn, Miss Fame, & Pearl - Oh Jaidynn your Ru could have been so much better, Miss Fame's take on Merle was a bit blase, but Pearl's Michelle was hilarious!

Runway : Death Becomes Her

• Ginger Minj - Bear attack! Now this was a really super cute look, I loved the additional touches of glam with the bloody red sparkles.
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - I am gagging on this orange jump suit prison break! Totally original!
• Kandy Ho' - Vampire? WTF? Really?
• Katya - OMG, I am totally loving the campy bit with the shark bite, so much fun
• Kennedy Davenport - Uhmm, even with the elaborate storyline - I just don't get this craptastic look.
• Max - Simply stunning, but the grey is getting a little old
• Miss Fame - Pure glamourpuss, even with a knife in the head 
• Pearl - I liked the actual play to the original movie
• Violet Chachki - Not getting the death becomes her look, just a super cinched body. Granted it is a SUPER cinched body.

Challenge Winner: Katya (Ging for the win in my book)
Bottom Two: Kandy Ho & Jaidynn (Kandy & Kennedy should have been in the bottom)
Lip Synch for your LIFE!: Break Free by Ariana Grande
Eliminated: Kandy Ho (FINALLY)

The DESPY Awards

Mini-Challenge: Paper Dress Dolls

• Ginger Minj & Kandy Ho - Lil Kim - totally cute
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce & Kennedy Davenport - Lady Gaga - ugh
• Katya & Mrs Kasha Davis - Bjork - dead on & Katya's vocals just made it even better
• Max & Pearl - Cher - Holy crap that was amazing
• Miss Fame & Violet - Jennifer Lopez - WTF

While in the work room, I would like to address Pearl's asinine comments to RuPaul - gurrrl, WTF were you thinking having a stare down with the legendary Ru. You just need to STFU and take it on the chin.

OMG - may I please say that I am totally LIVING for RuPaul's stunning ensemble this week - AH-MAZING!

Main Challenge: The Despy Awardsn hosted by Katya & Mrs Kasha Davis

• Ginger Minj & Kandy Ho presenting Shadiest Queen to Violet
  Ginger was the stand out star of this pairing - her quips are sound bite quality
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce & Kennedy Davenport presenting Sexy, Sexy Drag Queen to Miss Fame
  OMG - these 2 made me giggle so hard. It was like they were snarky sisters.
• Max & Pearl presenting Most Busted Queen to Jaidynn
  I totally didn't like the humor of this pairing, it was all fat based & I find that to be in lower quality than the sex jokes Max appears to hate so much
• Miss Fame & Violet presenting Meatiest Tuck to Katya
  Nothing much to comment on - they were pretty, but boring

Runway: (Not really a runway, but the outfits they wore onstage)

• Ginger Minj - OMG, doing big girl in a MAJOR way, I loved the whole look
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - rags are not the best look for anyone
• Kandy Ho' - I'm pretty sure the dress would have been pretty, but she looked swallowed by that shruggy thing
• Katya - just a simple dress, but everything was on point
• Kennedy Davenport - I hated this dress, it was just too droopy for words
• Max - most of the time the hair hasn't aged her at all, but this dress/hair/make up combo added like 20 years
• Miss Fame - ohhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy, this was truly amazing. I loved EVERYTHING about this look
• Mrs Kasha Davis - just a gown
• Pearl - looking oh so lovely in a Marilynesque gown
• Violet Chachki - was she there?

Challenge Winner: Max & Pearl (Ginger & Kandy were my top ranked but that was all Ginger)
Bottom Two: Kandy & Mrs Kasha Davis (Kandy & Violet)
Lip Synch for your LIFE!: Lover Girl by Teena Marie
Eliminated: Mrs Kasha Davis

Spoof!

Hehehe - I loved the wake up call that Pearl got, water to the face. Now let's see if she turns it out.

Mini-Challenge: WTF, no mini challenge this week, you just let them pick their own teams.

Main Challenge: Spoofing on RuPaul songs - create a music video parody by writing lyrics, doing vocals, and of course shooting a music video

Team: Sissy That Walk turnt into Get Ready To Clock - I am still giggling "need help packin"

• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - Bianca - OMG brills, just brills, TTT knocked it out of the park, her Bianca was freaking hi-LAR-ious
• Max - Courtney - for this video, not maniac enough, but still a worthy performance, the drink scene was AMAXING
• Violet Chacki - Adore - now this surprised me, she rocked it.

Team: Dance with You turnt into Tan with You Totally not loving the overall look and feel of this vid, there were some funny bits

• Trixie Mattel - made me giggle, but wasn't really impressed ya know
• Miss Fame - totally looking the crazy tan lady, and the vocals were decent
• Katya - blew my mind - I loved the crusty old broad
• Pearl - still sleeping through things

Team: Let the Music Play turnt into I Got Paid - I'm so sad, they made fun of Drag U and that was one of Ru's most prized accomplishments. After all he made a big difference to several worthy women.

• Ginger Minj - hubba hubba loving the look and she sounded pretty too
• Kandy Ho' - was she in the video?
• Kennedy Davenport - I don't really get the ghetto thing while trying to sell a glamourpuss like RuPaul, but she stayed in character
• Mrs Kasha Davis - She is so pretty, but the comedy is flagging a bit

Runway : OMG - you know that Michelle is loving this runway - Green Goddess! Best line ever - Sorry bout it Michelle, coming from Ru herself

• Ginger Minj - girl, I wanted to love this look and I do for the most part, but big girl alert, check yo buttons before coming on stage - that top one was straining something fierce and it totally deducted from the look! But OMG, I want to learn how you paint, cause you are killing me with your looks!
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - no girl no - who thinks of a neon green camo mullet dress 
• Kandy Ho' - the dress was amazing, but the paint & hair - no, just no
• Katya - I don't normally love the helmet headed approach, but the overall look was classic beauty (with a stomping twist)
• Kennedy Davenport - There is something massively off with this look, its like too much, but at the same time missing something essential. Did you slay a muppet for those feathers?
• Max - oh Max, it looks like I am in a love/hate relationship with your look. This would have looked stunning with a bit more bling and a top! Jinxx did it sooo much better.
• Miss Fame - not loving the dress, the train just felt clunky and the mesh part of the top looked messy, but OMG that is how you paint a face
• Mrs Kasha Davis - now this bitch has got the fuller figure and the oomph to stand up to it!
• Pearl - while I do love the outfit, it read a little masculine to me, but her moves were outrageous! 
• Trixie Mattel - Asian inspired couture left me gagging, but not in the good way
• Violet Chachki - OMG - lime green show girl, titties shaded on and did you see that ASS!

Challenge Winner: Kennedy (Should have been either Violet or Katya IMO)
Bottom Two: Pearl & Trixie (Kandy, Kennedy, & Pearl tied for the bottom as far as I'm concerned
Lip Synch for your LIFE!: Dreaming by Blondie
Eliminated: Trixie Bell (Ru darling you fucked it up this time)

ShakesQueer

Mini-Challenge: Granny Drag and a soul train dance line with walkers and canes.

Main Challenge: Hamlet it up in two twisted Shakespeare classics:

Romy & Juliet - All in all, this group was tots adorbs and pulled out comedy out of tragadrama, so major points!!!

• Ginger Minj - So cute as Romy, but I'm having trouble getting over the fact that she didn't know where the word drag came from
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - I got the feeling like the breakdown was kind of forced, but I loved how team leader Max stepped up and calmed her down
• Max - brilliant, just brilliant. I love everything about this performance, from the team choices she made, to her look, to her acting - EVERYTHING!
• Miss Fame - small part, but she rocked it out
• Mrs Kasha Davis - She just faded into the wood work
• Trixie Mattel - I love the look and her vocals were on point

MacBitch - wah wah wahhhhh - epic fail

• Jasmine Masters - OMG just kill me now, that was the worst ghetto girl I've ever seen
• Kandy Ho'- Such a cute little witchy reject
• Katya - adorababbles
• Kennedy Davenport - total fail
• Pearl - oh sweetie, you can do butch without sounding/looking dead
• Violet Chachki - You call that a bitch?

Runway : Bearded Woman

• Ginger Minj - ah Ginger my dear, what is going on, this look was sooo sloppy to me, I'm gonna cry because I love you dearly.
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - Mr T called, he wants his necklaces back
• Jasmine Masters - the gown was stunning don't get me wrong, but WTF is up with your face, that is worse than Kennedy's pubic beard
• Kandy Ho' - I love the dark goth look, truly I do, but perhaps you should have lightened something up, cause it was a total blend.
• Katya - OMG, yes yes yes
• Kennedy Davenport - UGH what the hell is up with your beard
• Max - I abso LOVE this look, lion tamer cartoon realness
• Miss Fame - I definitely got the harlequin look, but you should have gone for a bearded Harley Queen look, you could have rocked that outfit
• Mrs Kasha Davis - oh stunning, I love the black & white play with this gown
• Pearl - oh my, I abso adored the devilish look
• Trixie Mattel - still looking too costumey for my taste, but I'm so happy the make up was toned down!
• Violet Chachki - I simply can not fault her runway at all, perfection

Challenge Winner: Max - Two custom latex creations (Max was my pick too)
Bottom Two: Jasmine Masters & Kennedy Davenport (I had a 3 way tie for the bottom and 2 of those were right - Jaidynn Diore Fierce, Jasmine Masters & Kennedy Davenport)
Lip Synch for your LIFE!: "I was gonna cancel" Kylie Minogue
Eliminated: Jasmine Masters

Glamazonian Airways

OMG - you have got to be kidding me. Violet Violet Violet, darling, you signed up for this, you get critiqued, end of story, don't bitch because Michelle ain't kissing your unpadded ass!

Mini-Challenge: Get Blown!

Interesting, serve face while being blown in the face by a leaf blower. Mmm, how is this fun for anyone? Ginger & Trixie won and so get to head the teams. School house pick up next, cue the hurt feelings.

Maxi Challenge: Lip Synchapaloza of spoken word and song for the preflight safety video for Glamazonian Airways.

Team Ginger - OMG, I don't know if it's because the curvy girls landed on this team or what, but sooooooooo much more entertaining

• Ginger Minj - I didn't see enough of her, but what I did was funny
• Sasha Belle - ugh, so not sexy
• Jasmine Masters - impressed with the lippin chicka, but your look is still falling flat
• Mrs Kasha Davis - Yay!!!! You so totally rocked the scat
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - uhm no
• Kennedy Davenport - well Coco you may not be but damn you nailed this challenge
• Kandy Ho' - were you in the program

Team Trixie - I think it was overall sloppy, sorry bout it!

• Trixie Mattel - OMG - too funny! She looked totally drunk drunk drunk!
• Katya - Mmmm, first mono was totally jacked up, mini how do you expect anyone to breath - NAILED IT.
• Max - OMG, Love her
• Miss Fame - you was boring, you was wooden, you was out of synch
• Pearl - uhm, she has wiggles and she has moves? Who would have thunk it.
• Violet Chachki - stiff stiff stiff and BORING!

Runway : Jet Set Eleganaza

• Ginger Minj - oh my, big gurl done RIGHT!
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - I love the flight attendant 
• Jasmine Masters - mmm, not loving this look
• Kandy Ho' - looks like she's headed to a garden party 
• Katya - total flower power cute stewardess 
• Kennedy Davenport - what's up with the hood thing
• Max - I love love love the look, but it looks more like girl out shopping 
• Miss Fame - did she walk the runway?
• Mrs Kasha Davis - loving the silhouette 
• Pearl - I don't get jet set - looks like Beverly Hills wannabe
• Sasha Belle - ugh - total flop
• Trixie Mattel - oh I love the "Jet"son inspired outfit, totally cartoonish!
• Violet Chachki - sooooo loving the outfit, but totally missed the jet set mark

Challenge Winner: Ginger Minj (I had a tie - Ginger Minj & Trixie Bell - out of those 2 Ginger for the win)
Bottom Two:Sasha Bell & Katya (Sasha Bell & Kandy Ho')
Lip Synch for your LIFE!: "Twist of Fate" Olivia Newton John
Eliminated: Sasha Bell

Born Naked

Entrances Galore!

• Ginger Minj - I so so so wanted to love Ginger but this outfit is HID-EEEE-OUS! That orange color was BLARG! 
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - hmmmm, WTF are you wearing? Ugh!!!
• Jasmine Masters - where did they dig this trash up? Hair stank, makeup busted, outfit WTH!
• Kandy Ho' - mmmm, she looks a bit fishy, but her attitude stinks to high heaven
• Katya - Holy freaking mother of all things RED - gorg!
• Kennedy Davenport - I do so love a dancing show girl queen and she delivers ahmazing
• Max - ohhhh, pretty girl old drag - I like the level of perfection she showed.
• Miss Fame - OMG, out of this world glam. I love the concept behind the makeup/costume but the att could use some work
• Mrs Kasha Davis - I'm holding my thoughts on this lady, she seemed a bit plain jane in her entrance outfit, but I love the nod to the 50s
• Pearl - I loved EVERYTHING about this except the bearded chin strap
• Sasha Belle - I'm confused by this look & this look at me bitch. That extra posey time at the walk in was just TOTT.
• Tempest DuJour - Usually I love campy queens, but not her hunty.
• Trixie Mattel - What happened to your face Trixie! You got beat and not in the good way.
• Violet Chachki - Oh my stars & garters - now this bitch is slaying me! That is the abso purrrrfect combo of glam and beauty. TDF! If she keeps this level of perfection then I predict this years WINNER!

Not loving the She-Mail this epi. The baby talking was just weird!

Mini-Challenge: A 2 parter runway Fashion week extravaganza - Spring & Fall fashions from your trunks. Kill it on the catwalk or be fashion road kill. (FYI, hashtag TOO MUCH)

Spring Forward

Ginger Minj - Oh I am so so so happy to find out that it was just that UGLEE entrance outfit that made me hate on her. Because her pink spring sequins dress looked amazing on her.

Jaidynn Diore Fierce - Not loving the swimsuit robot couture that is what this outfit looked like. 

Jasmine Masters - I am sooooooo not loving the midrif top/skirt combo - it looks cheap

Kandy Ho' - looking tall boy in a dress, the color did not suit her and the actual dress was horrendous

Katya - oh her chevron printed cat suit with cape was gorg

Kennedy Davenport - beautiful!

Max - outfit nothing to write home about, but I am living for her runway walk

Miss Fame - Holy Fucking Crap - stunning from the front, but I have major issues when a corset looks too big in the back. Design Queen design. And her waist is ahmazingly small, so this was a design issue.

Mrs Kasha Davis - Ohhhh, the outfit was TTT! Ahmazing, but the paint made her look old

Pearl - this didn't scream Spring for me - it felt old

Sasha Belle - I loved the dress on her, but the styling was a bit wonky

Tempest DuJour - I abso adored the top, but the skirt was entirely too heavy

Trixie Mattel - this was the abso cutest outfit EBER! I love the sassy short dress, but oh man the make up is still FTW horrible!

Violet Chachki - puuuuuuuuuure purrrrrrrfection - minus the headdress wonky thing.

Fall Back

Ginger Minj - Oh I adore the giraffe print dress & coat combo - but trim it in a different color please

Jaidynn Diore Fierce - I think she is trying to channel Beyonce on stage but I'm getting more back alley dumpster

Jasmine Masters - now this look is uber fierce

Kandy Ho' - Loving the shirt/pants/hat combo but those boots are made for walking on outta here!

Katya - while I am not a fan of the outfit, she WERKED it so well I loved it on her

Kennedy Davenport - well we know who didn't do their research prior to getting on the show, this was a hideous color choice and she looked totally swallowed by the outfit

Max - OMG ahmazing - I love the color and fit! Beautimous!

Miss Fame - everything was ohlala EXCEPT the wonky shoulder pads

Mrs Kasha Davis - ohhhhhhhhhh - this dress was stunning on her BUT I didn't get fall out of it

Pearl - perfection done to the GODS

Sasha Belle - too too too much ugly

Tempest DuJour - uuuuuggggghhhhh - horrendously tasteless UGLY

Trixie Mattel - no no no no no

Violet Chachki - hubba hubba!

Runway: Create a resort tear away to reveal your nude illusion

• Ginger Minj - this is how to do plus size high fashion - the lemon drop tearaway was incredibly gorg & the illusion was FIERCE!
• Jaidynn Diore Fierce - the tearaway was beautiful & her styling was super cute
• Jasmine Masters - that was not a tear away, that was a freaking slinky. And while I enjoyed the purple fringe, there wasn't enough of a nude illusion
• Kandy Ho' - stunning colors and the shape is breath taking
• Katya - Stomping out in a red cloak & boots for days to reveal Lady Godiva on the runway Goddess - well until she bent over
• Kennedy Davenport - Double reveal? But I did so love the wings & jewels
• Max - ugh, I don't get the make yourself UGLY on the run way - outfit yuck, nude illusion barf, and what's up with the crutches
• Miss Fame - the color was amazing on her, but I am not loving the out of drag waste shape, bit too severe for my tastes
• Mrs Kasha Davis - total pink mu-mu old lady style, but the reveal was OMGoddess what a body
• Pearl - I'm pretty sure the category was nude illusion, not spanx
• Sasha Belle - love the colors, but that was soooooo not a nude illusion
• Trixie Mattel - still hating the paint, BUT the double reveal was cute & that pink looked AHMAZING on her
• Tempest DuJour - while the paint is much much better, the outfit is crabtastically horrible
• Violet Chachki - can you say HOLY FREAKING CRAP BATMAN! She rocked it the house down in kinky boots! And that was not an illusion, she was 100% naked.

Challenge Winner: Violet Chachki (Ginger Minj 13)
Bottom Two: Tempest DuJour and Kandy Ho (Tempest DuJour 4 & Sasha Belle 4)
Lip Synch for your LIFE!:  "Geronimo" by RuPaul
Eliminated:Tempest DuJour

I score on a 1-5 for both the challenge & the runway, add up the totals, and see who I think rocked it the best & who should be singing for their lives)