Frenemies & Untucked

Mini Challenge: Not a challenge persey – meet a little lady by the name of Poly Graph. *insert evil chuckle*
Main Challenge: Live singing duet; the six remaining contestants were paired into three teams and sing "So Much Better Than You"
Latrice & Willam ~ I loved the mix between these two, they worked so well together

Chad & Dida ~ I’m not sure what Dida was doing, she was all over the place but Chad was professional as usual

Sharon & Phi Phi ~ OMG, Sharon I am so sorry you had to work with that cunt, she totally train wrecked the whole damn thing.

Guest Judges: Pamela Anderson & Jennifer Tilly
Challenge Winner: Latrice & Willam (Latrice & Willam)
Bottom Two: Sharon & Phi Phi (Sharon & Phi Phi)
Lip Synch: “It’s Raining Men (The Sequel)” by Martha Wash & RuPaul
Eliminated: WTF!!!! Willam was disqualified for breaking the rules.

Untucked:

Seriously, Pee-Pee you need to shut the fuck up!

Drag Race: Dragazines & Untucked

Jiggly wiped out the farewell message.

Shemail & Ru’s entrance: CyberCity that never sleeps? WTF?

Mini Challenge: The Library is Now Open

• Dida Ritz ~ kinda lame (but she said
  
• Jiggly ~ Lame-O
  
• Phi Phi Ohara ~ stupidity at its lamest.
  
• Willam ~ Did not put out like I thought she would
  
• Chad Michaels ~ Not what I expected.
  
• Latrice ~ rocking it! (Winner)
  
• Sharon Needles ~ Holy Shit, she gabs it out

Main Challenge: Magazine Cover!

• Phi Phi Ohara ~ Sashay Away ~ looked like a real mag
  
• Willam ~ Sugar Walls ~ Bitchy? Noooo. Pornish – whorish.
  
• Sharon Needles ~ Kitty Cats ~ For the love of pussy. HEHEHEHE!!
  
• Jiggly ~ Battle of the Bulge ~ Taking the serious route (and Ru says embrace the funny OMG)
  
• Chad Michaels ~ Eleganza ~ Drag cougars unite.
  
• Latrice ~ What’s the T? ~ looked cluttered
  
• Dida Ritz ~ Taste Like Chicken ~ didn’t really enjoy the mag

Runway Time: Glossy Glamour Looks

• Sharon Needles ~ OMG – so glamorous – where did this come from? I loved it.
  
• Dida Ritz ~ This look was a little dull
  
• Chad Michaels ~ Stunning stunning stunning
  
• Latrice ~ not enjoying this look, it looked really heavy and not fashionable.
  
• Willam ~ the run way look was stunning, but WTF was up with that hair (with no undies)
  
• Jiggly ~ No way – the hair, make up, & dress don’t work
  
• Phi Phi Ohara ~ Holy Shit – I actually liked her look tonight.

Guest Judges: Regina King and Pam Tillis
Challenge Winner: Phi Phi (Sharon Needles – her dragazine was funny & the runway fierce)
Bottom Two: Willam & Jiggly (Jiggly & Latrice)
Lip Synch: “Mi Vida Loca” by Pam Tillis
Eliminated: Jiggly

Untucked: Okay, so the hideous dress of Latrice’s means that one of her taunted peeks is coming tonight. Oh man, she was talking about Santino – here I thought it was one of the ladies. Then Sharon brings up Willam’s beard and suggests drag makeup.

Peek-A-Ru: Go check out the outtakes from your photo shoot. Jason was eye fucking the photographer the entire time.

Jiggly gets down about her dragazine, the girls try to boost her spirits, then she says “if they (the judges) don’t want me here I want to go home”. Willam whos already expressed concern that she is going to be in the bottom two says “then go out there and tell them, cause my feet hurt”. Then Jiggly goes nuts – yelling at the top of her lungs and Dida jumps in with both feet. Jenkies!!

Float Your Boat

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Snatch Game & Untucked

(YAY THIS IS THE SHOW I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR)

Milan wiped out the farewell message. No big deal here! Milan said she felt her true age by being in the bottom.

Shemail & Ru’s entrance: Game Show references, I love it!!!

Mini Challenge: Beat the Cock ~ I love all the cock references and the Queen can win a phone call home. Four rounds of fun (Pin the Cock, Blow Job, Ring the Cock, Lay an Egg). Phi Phi won the call home by having absolute thing control and then gave Chad the prize because it is her anniversary. (Okay bitch note, several of the ladies have commented on the fact that Willam’s name is a boys name, but hello Chad WTF)

Main Challenge: SNATCH GAME!!!

• Willam ~ Jessica Simpson ~ This is a ditzy perfect match!!
  
• Sharon ~ Michelle Vissage ~ (Really, imitating a judge) Making up all kinds of crazy crazy stories. Uppers downers candy corn! (Best ever is when Michelle says “I’m not as old as you wanted to make me Bitch!)
  
• PhiPhi ~ Lady Gaga ~ (Ru says Gaga is difficult to pull off) WTF
  
• Jiggly ~ Snookie ~ stupidity!!
  
• Dida Ritz ~ Wendy Williams ~ The only part I liked was when Jiggly did the smushing & she was doing the oh oh oh
  
• Chad Micheals ~ Cher ~ HELL YES!!!! How many hair changes did she have?
  
• Latrice ~ Aretha Franklin ~ I’m not sure I got her Aretha. I think she was channeling 2 piece & biscuit
  
• Kenya ~ Beyonce ~ (Ru tried to warn you girl!) WTF – I don’t even like Beyonce and I don’t know what the hell she was doing!
  
• Milan ~ Diana Ross ~ maybe on crack, that’s all I have to say

Then the next morning, Latrice goes off on all the Queens. Especially, the front row. Jiggly apologized and really she is not the worst one. And of course PhiPhi takes it badly. OMG – Chad’s better half is so freaking cute. I’m so happy that she got the call.

Runway Time: Dressed to Impress

• Jiggly ~ I love the dress, but it looks off the rack.
  
• Chad Michaels ~ Girrafe Body suit (that we learned in the phone call home Adam made for her) What a body!!
  
• Milan ~ WTF!! Are you thinking? You landed in the bottom last week and you show up in pants this week.
  
• Willam ~ fetish blow up doll, stunning. Michelle says she is a fierce body bitch.
  
• PhiPhi ~ What the hell is this? I realize this is the look you are known for, but this bombed as far as I’m concerned.
  
• Dida Rita ~ Teddy Bear skirt, what?
  
• Kenya ~ Boxing cutie.
  
• Sharon Needles ~ plastic surgery after words
  
• Latrice ~ Stunning in blue!! And she says I feel fabulous.

I may have to see if I can follow Ross on something else, because he made me LOL. And Willam’s break down seemed a little contrived, but PhiPhi’s tears seemed real, and then she gets spanked by Rupaul.

Guest Judges: Ross Matthews (Oh Please I’m thrilled!) & Loretta Devine
Challenge Winner: Chad Michaels (Sharon Needles or Chad Micheals)
Bottom Two: Milan & Kenya (Kenya & PhiPhi)
Lip Synch: “Vogue” by Madona
Eliminated: Kenya (still not sure if he is not a she) I’m gonna miss my friends.

Untucked: The safe girls were read about being safe. WTF, was Latrice holding her dress in front of her???? And continues her diatribe about being disappointed in the way the Snatch Game went. “I was hotter than fish grease, girl.”

For the first time, I think the repeat made a joke, when they were talking about Milan’s make up being trashed, the video froze & repeated on Milan’s Diana Ross. It was HI-larious! Then talking about Willam playing a perfect Jessica ~ he nailed her, perfectly.

I love Peek-a-Ru! Yep, Latrice took off her dress and was sitting there holding it in front of her. Then they started impersonating each other, because that’s what the Pink Box said to do. Then Latrice pulls Sharon’s name and couldn’t figure out what to do, then Jiggly goes it Sharon isn’t it. Then Dida pulls Jiggly “I keeps it real, I keeps it 100” and Jiggly pulls Dida.

Back to the main stage, PhiPhi says this is the first time I’ve doubted myself. And when the girls ask Kenya why she played Beyonce likes that, and she explains her thinking everyone laughs and then Kenya starts crying & explains her feelings about not understanding what is going on around her.

When the safe girls come back, Latrice is wearing her dress again (thank Goddess).

Queens Behind Bars & Untucked

Dida wiped out the farewell message “This is ^(only) the Beginning”. Then Chad Micheals ask Sharon Needles how it feels to have 2 wins under her belt. And Sharon may have stepped on some toes with her response ~ “Gown & Crown pageant girls”.

Shemail & Ru’s entrance: List of old TV shows (hey it’s a hint as to what you gotta do ladies)

Mini Challenge: Mug Shots! In Pairs!
OMG, I love it! Pair up, get hand-cuffed, now paint your partner. LOL. Willam is entirely too funny – I love his idea, blue paint means robbing a bank. Winners are Willam & Madam LaQueer. You should have seen the responses. But instead of doing a round robin pick the team captains had to draw names from a shoe box.

Main Challenge: Hot in Tuckahoe! Sitcom Realness.
The One with the Beaver ~ Dida, Kenya, Madame, Milan & Sharon ~ OMG, Sharon Needles does Betty White realness sooooooo well. But the over the top non acting from the other ladies it wasn’t even funny. I would turn my nose up at this Golden Girls remake.

The One with the Nuts ~ Chad, Jiggly, PhiPhi, Willam, & Latrice ~ these queens made me laugh!

Runway Time: All Dolled Up ~ Red Carpet look

• Phi Phi ~ For the first time, I think she looks pretty
  
• Latrice ~ Ahmazing dress for this beautiful plus size queen
  
• Dida Ritz ~ stunning but her knees were ashy
  
• Madam LaQueer ~ not a fan of the lime green number (did anyone else check out Michelle Visage’s look of distaste)
  
• Willam ~ I love the off the shoulder dress
  
• Kenya ~ she still looks too fishy for me LOL.
  
• Chad Michaels ~ Chad is usually my favorite fishy queen, but I was not as fond of this look – looks dated and old
  
• Jiggly Caliente ~ pretty dress, but she is still my least favorite queen
  
• Milan ~ not sure I got the Oscar dress, but she does look shiny
  
• Sharon Needles ~ pretty girl Carol Burnet style
  

Guest Judges: Nicole Sullivan and Max Mutchnick
Challenge Winner: Latrice Royale (Latrice Royale)
Bottom Two: Madam LaQueer & Milan (Madam LaQueer & Kenya Micheals)
Lip Synch: “Trouble” by P!nk
Eliminated: Madam LaQueer

Untucked: This one was a bit boring, to tell the truth. I did enjoy watching the queens see their mugshots, but that was really the only high point.

Glamazons vs Champions & Untucked

The Princess wiped out the farewell message.

Shemail & Ru’s entrance: I love the fact that Ru plugged her songs on iTunes.

Mini Challenge: Do something for someone else!
Piyah Martel (a transgender teen and Internet sensation who was born with a rare condition called Caudal Regression Syndrome) was a guest client & judge. The ladies had to pair up and create a butterfly headress for her to wear in a video. Now anyone keeping score would realize that there are an odd number of ladyboys left, so that means that one pair ended up being a Ménage à trios (including little miss left out, Jiggly). Well the Ménage à trios won the day, but during the off camera coin toss – Kenya & PhiPhi nailed the right to be team captians.

Main Challenge: Sell My Songs
The ladyboys are divided into

• GLAMAZON: Kenya, Chad, Willam, Milan, the Princess and an unhappy Madam LaQueer
• & CHAMPION: Phi Phi, Sharon Needles, Dida Ritz, Latrice, Jiggly

Kenya upset me by trying to get rid of Madame LaQueer and then said “Puerto Rico is ashamed of her” – hello she won last week you stupid Perra!!!!

Personally, I had a hard time getting into this challenge. It was like the ladies were getting smacked down for nothing. If Ru wanted to sell some iTunes – she should have gotten up there and did it herself, that wink wink – go buy it got old quick.

Runway Time: Platinum & Gold

• Milan ~ I was not a fan of the harem pants (not a infomercial fan – we decided to share team leader because of the language barrier)
  
• Chad Michaels ~ ah-mazing – this column sheath dress was simply OMG gorgeous & she rocked it (Hell yes – I love this STAR)
  
• Willam ~ Wow – stunning. I loved the chains – gladiator stripper works for you girl (Sniff the pit crew – I’m ready – Click Clack hi-larious)
  
• Sharon Needles ~ She surprised me with her glamour tonight. (I loved her COVERGIRL)
  
• Phi Phi ~ Once again – loved the outfit, but not a fan of the make up (Her chola rocked it though)
  
• Madam LaQueer ~ space outfit was lost on me (I loved the English is not my first language bit)
  
• The Princess ~ hehehe – looks almost like Ru, but how amazing she looked (did she perform)
  
• Jiggly Caliente ~ I loved the BOOTS!!!, but the outfit was too out there for me I am a plus size Diva myself & I hate the tight look on the belly – it reminded me of jiffy pop (Damn that ladyboy was trashed)
  
• Dida ~ Now this time, she looked pretty & girly (the 50’s wife wasn’t for her)
  
• Latrice ~ BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS – I loved the look of the outfit on her (Perfect-o Church Lady)
  
• Kenya ~ C3P-Ho – I did not like this look. (Jungle Cat REALNESS)
  

Guest Judges: Natalie Cole & Amber Riley
Challenge Winner: Sharon Needles “Like, a nightmare come true”– FYI PhiPhi was pissed (Chad Michaels)
Bottom Two: The Princess & Dida Ritz (Madame LaQueer & Jiggly Caliente)
Lip Synch: “This Will Be” by Natalie Cole
Eliminated: The Princess (The Princess unfortunately Dida had a better lip synch)
Message:

Untucked:
PhiPhi starts doing the whole I think my character was the best & Willam tries to give PhiPhi a back handed compliment “I liked it too, but I couldn’t understand what you were saying.” And they slayed me with their interpretation of Sharon Needles – she was doubting the group, really you didn’t give her any direction, we could all see that. But my favorite OMG moment – “you absolutley need to shut up”. Priceless!!!

And then Jiggly gets a video visit from her brother and goes bonkers, bawling and snotting up something fierce. I’m so happy that PhiPhi & Latrice were both there for him.

Then I got my new favorite word – leotarded, thank you Sharon Needles! She is such a wacky kook, I am soooo in love, but she showed no love for her meth look friend The Princess on stage. Then the claws (and truth) came out.

Me personally – I can’t wait to see the episdoe when Willam goes “your tone is so pointed”

FYI – ARGH!!!! THIS VIDEO SLAYED ME WITH THE REPEATS & STUTTERS!!!

WTF!

I love Madam LaQueer’s accent – so perfectly stunning & when Phi Phi asked if they could trade Jiggly for Alisa and every one raised their hand I about died laughing, serves you right Perra. And then Jiggly wiped out the farewell message.

Shemail & Ru’s entrance: Just don’t hurt my face.

Mini Challenge: Make an ass of Yourself
The girls got split into 3 groups (Apple Bottoms, Badonkadonks, & Ghetto Booty) to stuff their bottoms with all kinds of junk. Winners: PhiPhi, Chad Michaels, & Willam. They are now team captains to divide the rest of the ladies up.

Main Challenge: Wrestle Mania aka WTF

• Glamazons PhiPhi & Lashawn vs Bitter Betties Latrice & Kenya ~ I loved the whole your so pretty looking into the mirror thing, ditzy blondes all the way from the Glamazons lol. It was entertaining and fun.
  
• DWF’d Willam & Dida vs Thunderbooties The Princess & Jiggly ~ “Plus size Jujubee” OMG I about died.
  
• Bitch Kickers Chad Micheals & Madame LaQueer (FYI picked last) vs The Knockouts Sharon Needles & Milan ~ “How’s it hanging scratch & sniff?” “Kristy Alley before dancing with the stars” These ladyboys ROCKED it out!! They deserve (and did) to win!!
  

Somewhere out there Mimi Imfurst is upset because drag is now a contact sport.

Runway Time: Your girly best
During prep time I was amazed at the make up process for Latrice and Lashawn, but the ending face is stunning. There is also a little closeness between team Chad and that was really touching.

• Kenya ~ OMG she is a stunning little doll in pink
  
• LaShawn ~ I didn’t get the bubble gum yum yum outfit
  
• Sharon Needles ~ Yes she can pull off girly girl. I was not that impressed with the lips, but everything else rocked for this “weird” girl.
  
• Jiggly Caliente ~ Get rid of that stupid blow pop and there was nothing New York about that look
  
• Milan ~ Stunning, simply stunning. I adored this see through bow’ed frock (even if I do keep forgetting her)
  
• Madam LaQueer ~ I love this outfit!!! I want it
  
• Dida ~ WTF – no way, this outfit is not girly not cute and not fashionable.
  
• Chad Michaels ~ Holy shit – perfect perfect perfect. I honestly think that this was the girly best (okay maybe a tie with Kenya but I’m still not convinced she isn’t a 15 old girl)
  
• The Pincess ~ I love the rocker look, but the hair is too out there for me
  
• Phi Phi ~ she looked a little old in the face for me (fyi Billy B says “She didn’t paint herself pretty)
  
• Latrice ~ So pretty in bright pink
  
• Willam ~ Street walker chic, but I love those shoes!!!

Guest Judges: Rick Fox & John Salley
During the judging process I about died laughing so much, and the Billy B tells Kenya “I think you are the one to beat” ohhhh daggers!!


Challenge Winner: Chad Michaels & Madame LaQueer “The Bitch Kickers” (Madame LaQueer definitely deserved to win)
Mmmm – Willam wtf did you just do – Bye! And stomp off. OMG you should have said thank you.
Bottom Two: The Princess & Lashawn Beyond (Jiggly Caliente & Lashawn Beyond)
Can anyone explain to me WHY THE FUCK Lashawn took off her shoes before the song even started????? Willam said it best “'To do the song with no shoes. In closed toed pantyhose. Like a web footed duck.”
Lip Synch: “Bad Girls” by Donna Summer
Eliminated: Lashawn Beyond ~ “Stay true 2 U + xoxo good luck! “

Untucked: How the heck does Chad Michaels call this thing – too weeks in a row and she nailed who is in the bottom two. Could someone explain to me what Chad Michaels was trying to do by instigating that blow up between Sharon & Jiggly. Then Sharon gets a surprise (maybe because she won last week – no clue) video visit from Alaska (her boyfriend/girlfriend). Then Alaska goes “this may not be right, a video message, but I love you and want to be with you always” long pause “did you take my corset to LA”.

Hell yeah, someone got up in Jiggly’s face again ~ I loved it ~ got to see that little brat cry. Jiggly tries to say “I can’t sew” and everyone goes we didn’t say anything about sewing, “wahh I’m fat” response “Hello Latrice is much much larger than you and she rocks it out”, then it’s “I was beaten up when I was little” to which PhiPhi replies “I was put in the hospital because I was beaten”, and to top it all off “My mother died in 2007” and everyone else finds out that Latrice’s mother died while she was in jail, but all of Latrice’s togetherness is a 4 year journey (so Latrice’s & Jiggly’s mom died around the same time right) .

RuPocalypse Now! & Untucked

Hell YES!!! I’ve been ready & waiting for Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 4 and it started with a drag. No really – dragging zombie drag queens lol.

Ok so anyways show opens and of course you have the standard everyone comes in on at a time. (in the order they came in)

• Willam ~ Gotta say I loved, loved, LOVED Willam’s entrance, even the slightly snarky comment "I hope they don't have diabetes!" when she notices the larger forms. And then licks the make up station “now no one else can have it” lol. I think I’m in love with the quirk, but not the name/place/show dropping, but I love the ditz!!
  
• LaShawn Beyond ~ such a quiet queen, and not in a good way. Queen’s need to stand out, she says she is too big for the circus, but fades in the back ground constantly.
  
• Jiggly Caliente ~ fluffy queen galore, but turns out she is a major beotch and I am over her.
  
• Phi Phi O’Hara ~ I like him, but I don’t at the same time
  
• Madame LaQueer ~ Holy smokes – gorgeous plus size queen, WTF happened as a boy. “I just wanted to pee on the floor and doing flip flops.”
  
• Milan ~ HoPimp at the finest. I love loved the entrance.
  
• Alisa Summers ~ Self proclaimed Fishy Queen aka T&A, but such a cute boy!
  
• Dida Ritz ~ I’m not believing the blonde look.
  
• The Princess ~ I love the showgirl quality, but not sure about the piercings and the tats.
  
• Kenya Michaels ~ I’m stunned. Abso stunned. Are you sure this Queen isn’t truly a 15 year old girl. HFS!! Talk about fishy in the best possible way. I want her to be my girlfriend.
  
• Chad Michaels ~ Cher at her finest and this Queen rocks it.
  
• Sharon Needles ~ Coming in as a witch – rocking it. Chosen words to describe self “Beautiful, Spooky & Stupid”. >“I quit going to the free clinic. It was too expensive.”
  
• Latrice Royale ~ Pure Jumbo Glamazon Queen. Stunning!! She is totally rocking the BBW!

Then after Shemail & Ru’s entrance they bring back Shangela?!?!?! WTF are you thinking?!?!?! Then Ru says take the box out back, throw in a rabid honey badger, and the set it on fire. (But thankfully it was just a stunt and she ended up getting noshed by some zombies at the end of the show.)

Mini Challenge: Get dressed in an ugly white poofy dress, have the pit crew spray “toxic” paint on you, as you spin in a circle giving Mike Ruiz “high fashion face” – I want to see Ru do this one. According to Ru Jiggly won this round, but I think that Phi Phi O’Hara should have gotten it. She rocked the fashion and the picture, while Jiggly was a mess.

Main Challenge: Stolen Zombie Fashion After the Ru-pocalypse
This was funny cause the Queens had to steal their base materials from past season contestants dressed as zombies. Chanel, Raven, Pandora Box ~ they were all there!!

Of course, when the Queens get back to the work room you get your standard bitching, but I kinda skim this part any ways – more of a listen rather than watch. Then Ru comes in and comments on a couple of the outfits (with 13 we don’t get to hear all the comments of course).

Then it’s runway time & while some of the outfits rocked royal, others were simply junk. And from the judging panel comments you could tell the hits & misses (except I didn’t get the fascination with LaShawns tower of hair and the judges loved it. Kenya’s phoenix was glorious but not really post apolypitc. Jiggly’s was a mess. The Princess did a waterworld inspired outfit (perfect). But the show stealer for me was Sharon Needles – she looked like a survivor.

Guest Judges: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark & Mike Ruiz
Challenge Winner: Sharon Needles (Sharon Needles)
Bottom Two: Jiggly Caliente & Alisa Summers (Jiggly Caliente & LaShawn Beyond)
Lip Synch: “Toxic” by Britney Spears
Eliminated: Alisa Summer ~ Keep it cute ladies! Shady sisters 4-ever! (Jiggly Caliente)

Untucked: OMG can someone put some duct tape on Jiggly’s mouth. I’m beyond fed up with that fake. Okay, so you can’t sew – NEITHER could the winner of the of the fucking challenge.